Some of these are funny!!

Across The Universe
Misheard Lyric:
"Kangaroo Dave..."

The real lyrics were:
Jai guru deva


Helter Skelter
"When you get to the bottom you go back to the frog on the slide"

The real lyrics were:
When you get to the bottom you go back to the top of the slide.


I've Just Seen A Face
"Fallin', yes I'm fallin' and Jiggy's callin', me back again"

The real lyrics were:
Fallin', yes I'm fallin', and she keeps callin', me back again


Michelle
"Michelle my bell,
some day monkey play piano song,
play piano song."

The real lyrics were:
Michelle ma belle,
sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
tres bien ensemble.


Penny Lane
"And he's barking at a portrait of the Queen"

The real lyrics were:
In his pocket is a portrait of the Queen


Polythene Pam
"She's the kind of a girl that makes good use of The Pill"
    
The real lyrics were:
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"


Revolution
"But if you go carrying pictures of German mouths"

The real lyrics were:
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao


Ticket To Ride
"My baby donkey"

The real lyrics were:
My baby don't care

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Some of these are funny!!
[...]
Michelle
"Michelle my bell,
some day monkey play piano song,
play piano song."

The real lyrics were:
Michelle ma belle,
sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
tres bien ensemble.
[...]

Funny indeed!!! ... see what a couple of drinks can do!!!

All of those misheard lyrics were from here by the way: http://www.kissthisguy.com/

I merged the two threads

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I merged the two threads

Well done!  

None I can think of. When I was little , my friend and I thought Elton John was singing ' She's got electric Boobs'!   He was actually saying," She's got electric Moves'.

George's Dark Horse

Misheard lyrics: "And I became to sleep before you"

The real lyrics: "And I became too slippery for you"

Quoted from raxo

George's Dark Horse

Misheard lyrics: "And I became to sleep before you"

The real lyrics: "And I became too slippery for you"

Hehe, I've also got a George-related mishearing. In Art of Dying, when he says
"There's nothing Sister Mary here (can do)"
I heard:
"There's nothing systematic here"  

And then in Beware of Darkness, instead of
"Beware of Maya"
I heard
"Beware of mire"
...which actually made sense to me, 'cause I thought the "unconsciouss sufferers" sink in their suffering as one would sink in a mire... and I didn't know Maya was a word  

Back to the Beatles, in Rock n Roll Music, instead of
"It's got a backbeat you can't lose it"
I heard
"It's got a backbeat you can flooze it"
...and I know that flooze isn't a word, but I still hear it like that sometimes... really makes me laugh  
Do excuse the sillyness...  

och... Octie, Octie Octie...  Anyway, I dont know what i heard but only recently (like 3 days ago) I was told that in "Come Together" John says "Walrus gum boots"- i never knew he said that.

Also in Twist and Shout I heard "Well take it take it take it take it baby now" instead of "shake it"... Poor John's... ummm... voice strings... in his throat... (thats a straight translation from hebrew as i dont know the english word )

Not really a misheard lyrics as such but, I was singing This Boy (in the kitchen, to myself) and my mom instead of "This boy" she heard "Sex bomb"!  

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Not really a misheard lyrics as such but, I was singing This Boy (in the kitchen, to myself) and my mom instead of "This boy" she heard "Sex bomb"!  

Which boy had your mom in mind? uh?  

I always thought George was singing about Triffle in Roll Over
Beethoven ..

Roll it over & move on up
just "triffle further".

real lyric: try little further (Well, at least i think that's what he says! )

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Which boy had your mom in mind? uh?  

my dad i hope...  

Quoted from Kaleidoscope_Eyes

my dad i hope...  

I sure of that!!!

Quoted from Kaleidoscope_Eyes

Not really a misheard lyrics as such but, I was singing This Boy (in the kitchen, to myself) and my mom instead of "This boy" she heard "Sex bomb"!  

hmmm... would you like to tell the forum what Mom (/Mum?) said yesterday about I'm Looking Through You?