During his escape from Pakistan osama bin laden found a bottle containing a beautiful female genie. The genie appeared and said "Master may I grant you one wish?" Taken aback by the female genie osama say's "you ignorant, unworthy daughter of a dog, do you not know who I am? I do not need a common woman to grant me anything!" The Genie replied "Please let me grant you one wish, if not I have to return to that bottle forever" bin laden with contempt say's " Very well then, I want to wake up with three merican women in my bed." Granted said the genie and she disappeared. The next morning bin laden awoke with three American women as he had wished. Loreena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, both of his knees were broken and he did'nt have any health insurance.............
Five men were to be ordained as priest's, but first each man would have to pass a test to make sure they would be sexually pure in heart and mind. All five were stripped completely nude and had a bell tied to their "member". Then a beautiful model with large breast's and a perfect body danced nude in front each of the priest's. The first four passed the test completely with nothing arising.....however the fifth priest could not contain himself. He became so aroused that his bell rang so radically it fell off. Carlos, the fifth priest was embarassed, he stepped forward and bent over to pick up his bell, seeing this all four of the other priest's bells began to ring loudly...........
^ C'mon man, the dead baby jokes are getting old and are no more funny than the jew ashtray joke. Speaking as a parent of an 8 month old and a 7 year I find them a little disturbing, especially with all the child abuse going today. The whole purpose of this thread is to make people smile or laugh. Be it members tired of all the sick crap that goes on in the world or someone who may just be having a bad day.
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