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| September 26, 2005, 3:42am |
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My blind hatred for Yoko Ono caused me and some friends to stumble upon a fun way to vent anger. When ever you have a problem blame it on Yoko.
Its Yoko's fault I'm falling English even though I'm a writer.
Its Yoko's fault me copy of "Warning" by Green Day disappeared.
And my favorite:
It's Yoko's fault my cat is pregnant! |
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| tkitna |
| September 26, 2005, 5:16am |
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My wife and I still do that. We blame everything on Yoko. This thread does remind me of a quote I found on another site that I totally agree with -
As for Macca's wife I think she emerged from the a** of Yoko fully equipped with a peg leg on the end of her stump-a.
I loathe that woman...I really do.
I laughed my @ss off when I read that. |
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| ma_tt2 |
| September 26, 2005, 5:21am |
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it yucko's fault my dog has rabies |
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| Bobber |
| September 26, 2005, 11:23am |
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It's Yoko fault I don't like sushi. |
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| Mairi |
| September 26, 2005, 5:34pm |
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It's Yoko's fault I have a cold. |
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I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' b**** for you
Keep your mouth shut,
you're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words
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| lennonlegend |
| September 26, 2005, 7:36pm |
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its yokos fault for pathetically cashing in on lennon(especially for the new release), by releasing pointless albums, trying to project something he wasnt...
....oh yeah, and eeeeerrrrrrr for losing my lunch money |
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| juniorsfarm |
| September 26, 2005, 11:05pm |
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It's Yoko's fault that I have that itch that comes and goes. |
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| Mairi |
| September 26, 2005, 11:06pm |
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It's Yoko's fault I'm single. |
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I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' b**** for you
Keep your mouth shut,
you're squawking like a pink monkey bird
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| number14 |
| September 27, 2005, 3:01am |
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Its Yokos Fault I have a headache |
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| TheMasterOfGoingFaster |
| September 27, 2005, 5:40pm |
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| Mairi |
| September 27, 2005, 6:54pm |
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It's Yoko's fault it's raining. |
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I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' b**** for you
Keep your mouth shut,
you're squawking like a pink monkey bird
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| Indica |
| September 27, 2005, 7:20pm |
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It's Yoko's fault it's Yoko's fault. |
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| ma_tt2 |
| September 27, 2005, 10:28pm |
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Quoted from IndicaWalrus
It's Yoko's fault it's Yoko's fault.
that one made me laugh its Yoko's fault I failed my physics test |
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| somedude210 |
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| somedude210 |
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my personal favorite: It's Yoko's fault I became gay!  (honestly I'm not, but if anyone could "make" someone gay, she'd be it) |
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