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andersonCouncill
September 26, 2005, 3:42am Report to Moderator

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My blind hatred for Yoko Ono caused me and some friends to stumble upon a fun way to vent anger. When ever you have a problem blame it on Yoko.

Its Yoko's fault I'm falling English even though I'm a writer.
Its Yoko's fault me copy of "Warning" by Green Day disappeared.

And my favorite:

It's Yoko's fault my cat is pregnant!


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September 26, 2005, 5:16am Report to Moderator

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My wife and I still do that. We blame everything on Yoko. This thread does remind me of a quote I found on another site that I totally agree with -

As for Macca's wife I think she emerged from the a** of Yoko fully equipped with a peg leg on the end of her stump-a.

I loathe that woman...I really do.


I laughed my @ss off when I read that.


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it yucko's fault my dog has rabies
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It's Yoko fault I don't like sushi.


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It's Yoko's fault I have a cold.



I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' b**** for you
Keep your mouth shut,
you're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words

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its yokos fault for pathetically cashing in on lennon(especially for the new release), by releasing pointless albums, trying to project something he wasnt...



....oh yeah, and eeeeerrrrrrr for losing my lunch money
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It's Yoko's fault that I have that itch that comes and goes.
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It's Yoko's fault I'm single.



I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you
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September 27, 2005, 3:01am Report to Moderator

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Its Yokos Fault I have a headache




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It's Yoko's fault "."
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It's Yoko's fault it's raining.



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Keep your mouth shut,
you're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words

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It's Yoko's fault it's Yoko's fault.


Whats the matter lads? Blue Meanies?

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Quoted from IndicaWalrus
It's Yoko's fault it's Yoko's fault.



that one made me laugh

its Yoko's fault I failed my physics test
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October 2, 2005, 2:25am Report to Moderator

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It's Yoko's fault my gf became a guy


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my personal favorite:
It's Yoko's fault I became gay! (honestly I'm not, but if anyone could "make" someone gay, she'd be it)


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