It's Yoko's fault that I'm having a hard time finding my first full-time job. It's Yoko's fault that Bush got re-elected. (bad political humor attempt)
Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.--Lilo and Stitch.
It's Yoko's fault I've got a pathetic 65% in Bio It's Yoko's fault that Moog synthesizers make otherwise good songs sound really dated It's Yoko's fault J.K. Rowling killed off my favourite character It's Yoko's fault that My So-Called Life got cancelled It's Yoko's fault my friends don't want to hang out with me It's Yoko's fault that songs about racial equality are now being used in candy commercials It's Yoko's fault I don't have a prom date It's Yoko's fault I'm always losing my pens It's Yoko's fault....
I love this thread! It's funny.
You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.
Why do I feel like we should have titled THIS thread VENT AND blame yoko, cause when I started reading these, I thought "Yeah its her fault I have problems, b****"
Looking through the bent backed tulips to see how the other half lives.
It's Yoko's fault that gas is priced so high It's Yoko's fault that my mom lost her job It's Yoko's fault that blockbuster has no Danie Day Lewis movies It's Yoko's fault that I can't play soccer for 3 months because I have to have surgery because I have an extra bone It's Yoko's fault that I have a dumb extra bone!
Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt... Zap! My skin's soaked right through to the skin! "The Beatles will exist without us"