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andersonCouncill
September 26, 2005, 3:42am Report to Moderator

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My blind hatred for Yoko Ono caused me and some friends to stumble upon a fun way to vent anger. When ever you have a problem blame it on Yoko.

Its Yoko's fault I'm falling English even though I'm a writer.
Its Yoko's fault me copy of "Warning" by Green Day disappeared.

And my favorite:

It's Yoko's fault my cat is pregnant!


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September 26, 2005, 5:16am Report to Moderator

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My wife and I still do that. We blame everything on Yoko. This thread does remind me of a quote I found on another site that I totally agree with -

As for Macca's wife I think she emerged from the a** of Yoko fully equipped with a peg leg on the end of her stump-a.

I loathe that woman...I really do.

I laughed my @ss off when I read that.


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it yucko's fault my dog has rabies
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It's Yoko fault I don't like sushi.
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Mairi
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It's Yoko's fault I have a cold.


You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.
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September 26, 2005, 7:36pm Report to Moderator
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its yokos fault for pathetically cashing in on lennon(especially for the new release), by releasing pointless albums, trying to project something he wasnt...



....oh yeah, and eeeeerrrrrrr for losing my lunch money
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It's Yoko's fault that I have that itch that comes and goes.
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It's Yoko's fault I'm single.


You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.
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September 27, 2005, 3:01am Report to Moderator

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Its Yokos Fault I have a headache




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It's Yoko's fault "."
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It's Yoko's fault it's raining.


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September 27, 2005, 7:20pm Report to Moderator

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It's Yoko's fault it's Yoko's fault.


Whats the matter lads? Blue Meanies?
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Quoted from IndicaWalrus
It's Yoko's fault it's Yoko's fault.



that one made me laugh

its Yoko's fault I failed my physics test
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October 2, 2005, 2:25am Report to Moderator

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It's Yoko's fault my gf became a guy


"if asking, begging and pleading doesn't work, always go with a song and dance number."

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my personal favorite:
It's Yoko's fault I became gay! (honestly I'm not, but if anyone could "make" someone gay, she'd be it)


"if asking, begging and pleading doesn't work, always go with a song and dance number."

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Its Yoko's fault Dirk is prowling about. Could it be Dirk is in fact Yoko?
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It's Yoko's fault I can never be an Iron Chef!


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It's Yoko's fault John turned into such a self absorbed twit. Oh wait. We're supposed to be making things up right? Not stating fact. Sorry.


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Nope. It's Yoko's fault alright.
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It's Yoko's fault that I'm having a hard time finding my first full-time job.  
It's Yoko's fault that Bush got re-elected. (bad political humor attempt)


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Beatles to battle!--Paul, Yellow Submarine movie  

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April 13, 2008, 12:43am Report to Moderator

Staple it toghether, we'll call it bad weather
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i know this thread is old, but i still like threads like these!!!


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It's Yoko's fault I've got a pathetic 65% in Bio
It's Yoko's fault that Moog synthesizers make otherwise good songs sound really dated
It's Yoko's fault J.K. Rowling killed off my favourite character
It's Yoko's fault that My So-Called Life got cancelled
It's Yoko's fault my friends don't want to hang out with me
It's Yoko's fault that songs about racial equality are now being used in candy commercials
It's Yoko's fault I don't have a prom date
It's Yoko's fault I'm always losing my pens
It's Yoko's fault....

I love this thread! It's funny.


You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.
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April 13, 2008, 3:36am Report to Moderator

Staple it toghether, we'll call it bad weather
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its yoko's fault that he jumped off of the golden gate


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Why do I feel like we should have titled THIS thread VENT AND blame yoko, cause when I started reading these, I thought "Yeah its her fault I have problems, b****"


Looking through the bent backed tulips
to see how the other half lives.
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its yoko's fault that it's too hot outside
it's yoko's fault thatt im an isomniac
it's yoko's fault that we had fish for dinner


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it's yoko's fault i can't talk.




  
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It's Yoko's fault that Paul married Heather.


I just want you to reassure him - talk to him, make him see the error of his ways. Then I'll hit him.
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it's yoko's fault that we have global warming.




  
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It's Yoko's fault that gas is priced so high
It's Yoko's fault that my mom lost her job
It's Yoko's fault that blockbuster has no Danie Day Lewis movies
It's Yoko's fault that I can't play soccer for 3 months because I have to have surgery because I have an extra bone
It's Yoko's fault that I have a dumb extra bone!


       Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt... Zap!                                                     My skin's soaked right through to the skin!
  
"The Beatles will exist without us"
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I could make a dirty joke about that last post... but I won't.


You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.
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go ahead


       Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt... Zap!                                                     My skin's soaked right through to the skin!
  
"The Beatles will exist without us"
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Quoted from BlueMeanie
It's Yoko's fault that Paul married Heather.

LOL! This one is really true! If only she'd married him first, Paul would have been so much... so much... so very much... poorer.

It's Yoko's fault my dinner isn't done-- the manipulative creep!


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It's Yoko's fault Paul recorded "Wonderful Christmastime."

It was witchcraft, of course.
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It's Yokos fault my dad is selling his beatles albums.

What is wrong with that woman?


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" I don't work at being ordinary." -Paul McCartney

"The Beatles saved the world from boredom." -George Harrison

"So this is America. They must be out of their minds." -Ringo Starr
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it's Yoko's fault I need money.




  
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its Yokos fault that its Chris Maras fault ( this is for freakchic specifically. she'll get it.   )


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"Love is the answer, and you know that for sure; Love is a flower, you've got to let it grow." -John Lennon

" I don't work at being ordinary." -Paul McCartney

"The Beatles saved the world from boredom." -George Harrison

"So this is America. They must be out of their minds." -Ringo Starr
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Quoted from fan numero uno
its Yokos fault that its Chris Maras fault ( this is for freakchic specifically. she'll get it.   )


HAH!
it's Yoko's fault it's raining outside.
*listens to Rain*




  
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its Yokos fault we hate Yoko so much!!!!!!!!!!


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"Love is the answer, and you know that for sure; Love is a flower, you've got to let it grow." -John Lennon

" I don't work at being ordinary." -Paul McCartney

"The Beatles saved the world from boredom." -George Harrison

"So this is America. They must be out of their minds." -Ringo Starr
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It's Yoko to thank that John died as a happy person.


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its Yokos fault im bored!  


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"Love is the answer, and you know that for sure; Love is a flower, you've got to let it grow." -John Lennon

" I don't work at being ordinary." -Paul McCartney

"The Beatles saved the world from boredom." -George Harrison

"So this is America. They must be out of their minds." -Ringo Starr
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it's Yoko's fault that my bottom molars are relapsing


       Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt... Zap!                                                     My skin's soaked right through to the skin!
  
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ya know, Yoko can be blamed for one good thing. its Yokos fault its so satisfying to blame Yoko!