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An Apple Beatle
October 23, 2005, 5:41pm Report to Moderator

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Theres been some on here before and I know a lot of you enjoy them...I'll get the ball rolling....

How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just the one..The whole world revolves around them!!!  

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October 23, 2005, 6:57pm Report to Moderator

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How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The keyboardist can do it with his left hand.


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October 24, 2005, 11:21am Report to Moderator

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Hehehe not heard that one!



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I'v heard loads of jokes referring to musicians and lightbulbs. The bassist ones are rather harsh.


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Please Indica don't listen to them, go, run RUN RUN  
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haha, I've heard them all by my mate who's a drummer....some cheek  


Whats the matter lads? Blue Meanies?
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Ufff... OK, then.  
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The drummer ones are pretty bad too. Tk, are you man enough?


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More jokes please!!!


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