What is THE most embarrassing thing you have said, done or has happened to you!?

I was waiting for a lift/elevator once, on my way to lunch, and as I walked into the deserted car on my way up to the 3rd floor I said out loud to myself "ooh, I really must go for a piss" totally not realising a girl had walked in behind me!!! I even tried disguising what I'd said by pretending I was singing something!!!!!!!

Your turn!

HAHAHAHAHA!! hmm, i was f*cking my gf and in the middle i shouted out OH FRED!!!

just kidding, it was Barney

woh dude fred??......

hahahaha im kidding

im not gay dont worry

hahah Thats funny

Walking and talking (as you do) with mates, we were having a conversation about houses that are dumps. Walking past a row of flats, I shouted to one of my mates further up the street .."Hey, your house looks abit like that mess-hole" .. as soon as I had said it, a woman (who had been behind us for some way) walked up the path and put her key in the lock..

During my first year at graphical school I had a new classmate that I got along with very well right from the start. So we usually sat next to each other in class. One day during a boring class he passed me a note which said:
"What do you think of Jehovah's withnesses?"
I took the note and wrote on it:
"They suck, can't stand 'em! Why?"
His reply:
"Because I'm a Jehovah's withness myself".

And no, he wasn't joking.

We're still good friends by the way.

LOL!!

I was in a new branch of McDonalds once. It had only just opened - that's why I said it was new! Well this branch had a rather strange layout - the serving counter was quite small and was located towards the front of the building. There was a small seating section just in front of the serving area, and that's where my mates had all congregated after getting their orders. So after I got MY Big Mac Meal and strawberry milkshake, I went to join them. As I walked toward where they were
seated, casually sipping my drink, something smashed me right in the face causing the top to fly off my strawberry milkshake, covering me head to toe in pink goo! I hadn't noticed that there was a pane of glass dividing the seats from the serving area! It made such a loud bang as I walked face first into the glass that the whole restaurant turned round to see me holding my nose and dripping milk shake on the floor. There wasn't a dry eye in the house!

^Oh that made me laugh. Spoonhead!

When I was a kid, I was walking along the street kicking a can on my way back from the shops. Well I must have kicked the can a little too hard cos my shoe went flying off in the air and landed on the windscreen of a passing car. The car screeched to a halt and when I caught up with it my shoe was sat on the hood of his car! The driver was going mental as if I’d done it on purpose! I climbed on his car, retrieved my shoe then ran the rest of the way home, quietly laughing to myself!

^Cripes mate. Maybe you shouldn't be let out unsupervised.

You're right!! AND I've got tons more!!!! LOL!

When my wife and I were dating, I got piss drunk one night and went into her mom's room, turned on the lights, went through her dresser drawers and luggage, and then left the room to go back to bed without turning the lights off. All this in my underwear. My soon to be mother-in-law came into the room and asked what I was doing. Evidently my wife told me I kep answering ' it was a conspiracy'! God bless my mother-in-law for accepting me because that wasnt the only embarrasing incident i've had. Theres a long line of them.