i was on the verge of making love to this girl and i rounded the front of my car and slipped on ice, and sprained my ankle...granted my parents had no idea how i sprained my ankle getting coffee and then driving home...but let me tell you, the back of the car was great (wink wink nudge nudge)

and no, i didnt purposely fall...it just helped out more

One time in class I was standing near the window and this guy that I can't stand came up behnd me and grabbed my waist. Well, I was so startled that I let out a huge yelp, and the whole class (including the teacher) turned around to gawk at me.

Maths exam. Room full of fourteen year olds. Deadly silence. Needed to fart. Convinced I could "sneak one out." No chance.

Wet myself in school once. Teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet. Much thanks to the kids who walked past my chair pointing out the big puddle underneath my chair and asking what it was.

When I was 10 or 11 and the first Harry Potter movie came out, me and my sister got the "great idea" to dress up for the movie. Well, we were on our way to the theatre when the car broke down. We had to walk a whole block in witches' costumes. people were pointing and laughing at us. This was in a very small rural Nova Scotia town. Luckily it was a n hour away from where I lived, so no one knew who we were, but it was embarassing nonetheless. I have since never dressed up for a movie premiere.

Paul McCartney George Harrison nose poking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ59Sd-q-i8

and by the middle of the this clip in India :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzRm4iXlQUY&mode=user&search=

you know whats embarrassing, all the mess i used to post on here (case and point, this thread)

man, i dont know what i was thinking then. i truely was an immature prick then, oy. sobering this aint

thanks Al and any other powerful beings for not banning me.

When I first met my girlfriend she was very wary of intoducing me to her parents (huge age/culture/class/financial/life-in-general gap.) Then one day when I was in the pub she rang me and said her (teetotler) mum was going to drive her around to my house to drop some stuff off, and that this would be a good time for me to meet her and make a good impression. I said fine, ring me when you're nearly there because I was in a pub just around the corner.
An hour later and my phone rings. They were nearly at the door and I said I'd be there in 2 minutes. Stepped outside and realised that somewhere in the afternoon we'd changed pubs and I was actually about a mile away. mess! Grabbed my mates pushbike and hurtled off home. So I arrive on my bike, blind drunk, hair streaming behind me on a bike ridicoulisly (sp) too small for me.. Come to what I thought was a rather graceful stop outside the house. Anyone who's been drunk and had to act sober knows that by some perverse law of the universe this makes you act even stupider than you would have anyway.
Climb off the bike, give some very friendly greetings, take out my key and go to the door. Damed key wouldn't work. "The key won't work" I shout.
"That's your neighbours house" my girl says with a voice of ice.
Never really recovered from that.

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you know whats embarrassing, all the mess i used to post on here (case and point, this thread)

man, i dont know what i was thinking then. i truely was an immature prick then, oy. sobering this aint

thanks Al and any other powerful beings for not banning me.

If you're here it's because we don't mind to have you around from time to time (kidding)   ...

And if you were thinking about threads like this one:
http://www.dmbeatles.com/forums/b-conversations/m-1167519473/s-all/
... well, it was a good try ... but we just were not enough members to so many awards!

I was walking down the street when I pointed at a car and yelled.

"WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THAT!? IT SUCKS! ITS LIKE A ROLLERSKATE!"

All of a sudden my best mates mom walked behind and opened the car and said "Thank you, this cost me alot of money.."

Or.. i was in TK MAXX and there was a man who looked like a woman, so i said to my sister, "Is that a man or a woman!?" Then my sister said, "Jee i don't know" About 30secs later my sister walked past and said, "Ellie! I'm going to Starbucks.. Oh and by the way.. It's a man" The Guy looked at me and gave me a HORRIBLE look!

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Paul McCartney George Harrison nose poking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ59Sd-q-i8

Haha that's great

Didnt happen to me but more to my friend. Octie and I went to over to our friends house (for dinner) and we needed a can opener. So the friend's father told us to go to his boss' place and get a can opener. Naturally we got the house number wrong. Instead of the lady boss comes out a man wrapped in a towel with a barking dog by his side. We ask him
"Is this where Moira lives?"
"No...." he answers all oblivious. There is a dead silence for a few minutes and then my friend goes
"Still, can we have your can opener!"

Not very emberassing I'd say...