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What is THE most embarrassing thing you have said, done or has happened to you!?
I was waiting for a lift/elevator once, on my way to lunch, and as I walked into the deserted car on my way up to the 3rd floor I said out loud to myself "ooh, I really must go for a piss" totally not realising a girl had walked in behind me!!! I even tried disguising what I'd said by pretending I was singing something!!!!!!!
Walking and talking (as you do) with mates, we were having a conversation about houses that are dumps. Walking past a row of flats, I shouted to one of my mates further up the street .."Hey, your house looks abit like that mess-hole" .. as soon as I had said it, a woman (who had been behind us for some way) walked up the path and put her key in the lock..
During my first year at graphical school I had a new classmate that I got along with very well right from the start. So we usually sat next to each other in class. One day during a boring class he passed me a note which said: "What do you think of Jehovah's withnesses?" I took the note and wrote on it: "They suck, can't stand 'em! Why?" His reply: "Because I'm a Jehovah's withness myself".
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I was in a new branch of McDonalds once. It had only just opened - that's why I said it was new! Well this branch had a rather strange layout - the serving counter was quite small and was located towards the front of the building. There was a small seating section just in front of the serving area, and that's where my mates had all congregated after getting their orders. So after I got MY Big Mac Meal and strawberry milkshake, I went to join them. As I walked toward where they were seated, casually sipping my drink, something smashed me right in the face causing the top to fly off my strawberry milkshake, covering me head to toe in pink goo! I hadn't noticed that there was a pane of glass dividing the seats from the serving area! It made such a loud bang as I walked face first into the glass that the whole restaurant turned round to see me holding my nose and dripping milk shake on the floor. There wasn't a dry eye in the house!
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When I was a kid, I was walking along the street kicking a can on my way back from the shops. Well I must have kicked the can a little too hard cos my shoe went flying off in the air and landed on the windscreen of a passing car. The car screeched to a halt and when I caught up with it my shoe was sat on the hood of his car! The driver was going mental as if I’d done it on purpose! I climbed on his car, retrieved my shoe then ran the rest of the way home, quietly laughing to myself!
When my wife and I were dating, I got piss drunk one night and went into her mom's room, turned on the lights, went through her dresser drawers and luggage, and then left the room to go back to bed without turning the lights off. All this in my underwear. My soon to be mother-in-law came into the room and asked what I was doing. Evidently my wife told me I kep answering ' it was a conspiracy'! God bless my mother-in-law for accepting me because that wasnt the only embarrasing incident i've had. Theres a long line of them.
i was on the verge of making love to this girl and i rounded the front of my car and slipped on ice, and sprained my ankle...granted my parents had no idea how i sprained my ankle getting coffee and then driving home...but let me tell you, the back of the car was great (wink wink nudge nudge)
"if asking, begging and pleading doesn't work, always go with a song and dance number."
One time in class I was standing near the window and this guy that I can't stand came up behnd me and grabbed my waist. Well, I was so startled that I let out a huge yelp, and the whole class (including the teacher) turned around to gawk at me.
You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.
Wet myself in school once. Teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet. Much thanks to the kids who walked past my chair pointing out the big puddle underneath my chair and asking what it was.
When I was 10 or 11 and the first Harry Potter movie came out, me and my sister got the "great idea" to dress up for the movie. Well, we were on our way to the theatre when the car broke down. We had to walk a whole block in witches' costumes. people were pointing and laughing at us. This was in a very small rural Nova Scotia town. Luckily it was a n hour away from where I lived, so no one knew who we were, but it was embarassing nonetheless. I have since never dressed up for a movie premiere.
You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.
When I first met my girlfriend she was very wary of intoducing me to her parents (huge age/culture/class/financial/life-in-general gap.) Then one day when I was in the pub she rang me and said her (teetotler) mum was going to drive her around to my house to drop some stuff off, and that this would be a good time for me to meet her and make a good impression. I said fine, ring me when you're nearly there because I was in a pub just around the corner. An hour later and my phone rings. They were nearly at the door and I said I'd be there in 2 minutes. Stepped outside and realised that somewhere in the afternoon we'd changed pubs and I was actually about a mile away. mess! Grabbed my mates pushbike and hurtled off home. So I arrive on my bike, blind drunk, hair streaming behind me on a bike ridicoulisly (sp) too small for me.. Come to what I thought was a rather graceful stop outside the house. Anyone who's been drunk and had to act sober knows that by some perverse law of the universe this makes you act even stupider than you would have anyway. Climb off the bike, give some very friendly greetings, take out my key and go to the door. Damed key wouldn't work. "The key won't work" I shout. "That's your neighbours house" my girl says with a voice of ice. Never really recovered from that.
I was walking down the street when I pointed at a car and yelled.
"WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THAT!? IT SUCKS! ITS LIKE A ROLLERSKATE!"
All of a sudden my best mates mom walked behind and opened the car and said "Thank you, this cost me alot of money.."
Or.. i was in TK MAXX and there was a man who looked like a woman, so i said to my sister, "Is that a man or a woman!?" Then my sister said, "Jee i don't know" About 30secs later my sister walked past and said, "Ellie! I'm going to Starbucks.. Oh and by the way.. It's a man" The Guy looked at me and gave me a HORRIBLE look!
Thank god for the Beatles for taking the worlds heart and never returning it.
Didnt happen to me but more to my friend. Octie and I went to over to our friends house (for dinner) and we needed a can opener. So the friend's father told us to go to his boss' place and get a can opener. Naturally we got the house number wrong. Instead of the lady boss comes out a man wrapped in a towel with a barking dog by his side. We ask him "Is this where Moira lives?" "No...." he answers all oblivious. There is a dead silence for a few minutes and then my friend goes "Still, can we have your can opener!"
Not very emberassing I'd say...
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