I think it would be interesting if Jessica Simpson did a remake of the 60s song I think it's called 3 rows over? It's a graet song that describes this girl in class who sits 3 rows over and two seats down. She could change the lyrics to talk about a guy and fill the room with very hot guys in the class! It would just be an off the wall video that would shoot to the top of the charts because it's a former #1 hit done by a celebrity now! Plus it would be a dig at her former husband Nick.

She already ruined These Boots Were Made For Walking, there's not much worse she can do.
Though I will say that she actually seems like a pretty nice person. Not catty like the rest of those pop princesses. I can see myself hanging out with her, even if I don't like her music.

Very hot woman but dumb as a doorpost

Can't stand her

IT's a ploy of sexuality the sterotypical "dumb blond"! Don't let her fool you shes got a calcutator for a mind when it comes to business.

^I agree with this.

Quoted from apple_sauce

IT's a ploy of sexuality the sterotypical "dumb blond"! Don't let her fool you shes got a calcutator for a mind when it comes to business.

Or her dad does.  He manages her, her sister, and I think he's still managing Nick, his ex-son-in-law.  Now THAT'S a manager.  (I might be wrong about Nick, but it makes a good quip.)

Also, vocal tuning has been a godsend to artists like Jessica Simpson and her sister--not to mention "singing" actors like Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidmon in Moulin Rouge.  

There time has just about run out. In a year, people will have as much interest in them as they do in Tiffany. I think she should remake "In a Gadda Da Vida" and do the drum solo as well.

Quoted from Mairi

She already ruined These Boots Were Made For Walking, there's not much worse she can do.
Though I will say that she actually seems like a pretty nice person. Not catty like the rest of those pop princesses. I can see myself hanging out with her, even if I don't like her music.

Whenever that video comes on I think "MUTE button!"

Quoted from adamzero

Or her dad does.  He manages her, her sister, and I think he's still managing Nick, his ex-son-in-law.  Now THAT'S a manager.  (I might be wrong about Nick, but it makes a good quip.)

Also, vocal tuning has been a godsend to artists like Jessica Simpson and her sister--not to mention "singing" actors like Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidmon in Moulin Rouge.  

Hey! What makes you think Ewan McGregor can't sing? Even Elton John thought he did a great job singing Your Song. He really wants to be Bono you know. He did a pretty good imitation of Iggy Pop in Velvet Underground though. The guy has talent. I don't really know about Nicole Kidman. She sounded like Diana Ross on helium.

You know how pepole sometimes say, "So-and-so is such a Barbie doll?" Well, Jessica Simpson really does look like a Barbie doll. She has (almost) the same figure, height, she has blonde hair and a huge smile, and the same angular type face.


a Barbie doll ^


Jessica Simpson ^

Thank you for the subscription to identify who's who.  

I'm wondering: which one costs more?  

Quoted from Maccalvr

Hey! What makes you think Ewan McGregor can't sing? Even Elton John thought he did a great job singing Your Song. He really wants to be Bono you know. He did a pretty good imitation of Iggy Pop in Velvet Underground though. The guy has talent. I don't really know about Nicole Kidman. She sounded like Diana Ross on helium.

You could be right about Ewan--he's seems talented.  NK's a good actress but you can hear that slight unnatural buzz in the voice that sounds like Antares vocal tuner to me.

I don't know about this Jessica Simpson.  I was sorta embarrassed for Willie Nelson in that "Dukes of Hazard" video.  Poor Uncle Jesse!   Talent meets talentless pole dancer.  

Mairi, the weird thing about those two pictures is that the Barbi doll seems to have more intelligence in its eyes.

Quoted from Mairi

Jessica Simpson ^

Those boots were made for knockin...

I don't see the attraction. She's not physically beautiful, even after she's been embalmed like on the picture Mairi posted, and there is nothing more unattractive than an idiot. Whoever winds up with this moron gets some arm candy and then what?

Quoted from juniorsfarm

I don't see the attraction. She's not physically beautiful, even after she's been embalmed like on the picture Mairi posted, and there is nothing more unattractive than an idiot. Whoever winds up with this moron gets some arm candy and then what?

True. I've always been physically attracted to mentally beautiful women, in fact it wasn't until the Boots video I really thought she was hot in any way.