What do you know and when did you know it?

This is probably one of the greatest conspiracies in rock-and-roll since the faked deaths of Jim Morrison and Elvis.  

We know from the photo analysis that the real Paul McCartney and his doppleganger "Faul" have different heights, head sizes and eye-to-nose ratios.  

I'm thinking that perhaps Faul is a genetically reengineered alien-human hybrid made up of the real Paul's DNA (recovered from the crash site).  

The question is: how deep is George Martin into this?  And why did Montserrat suddenly go boom after "Sir" George built his studio down there?  Nuclear experiments?  Aliens undersea bases?  The Bermuda Triangle?  The Philadelphia Experiment?  The Philadelphia Story?  Jimmy Stewart?   Harvey the Rabbit?  An alien disguise?  

It's all coming together quite nicely!

Paul's not dead. End of.

. . . sentence?

Clever.   But you don't fool me.  

Paul is dead.  Long live Faul.  

hmm, maybe faul was in cahoots with oswald...nah,

the CIA hired paul and oswald to shoot the governor of texas, but they missed and hit JFK which was supposed to be the assassination attempt in the month after.

so the CIA had oswald capped by Jack Ruby and Paul was killed by John, and replaced with Faul.

but Yoko found out about Faul, so she was about to spill the beans and Faul tried to get rid of her and had MDC go after Yoko in an elaborate scheme and after a miss shot, killed John.

so since he knew he couldnt get away from Faul, gave up and spends his life in jail. this is why Yoko and Faul are always at eachother's throats because Faul's secret is known but she doesnt realize that everyone is a terrible shot.

amen my brother

and happiness, it seems, is not a warm gun after all . . . .

or a great shot