come on were going to miami.....we gotta take we gotta go south... somebody what out for bears... no not that kind al....that kind--> this place is called the coral castle...http://www.coralcastle.com/ one man built this.... lotta road.... who's hungry???? mickey d's ok? nobody wander off theres some clown running around... don't talk to him....heres the food... alright use the bathrooms and lets go... back to the road... we need to stop for the night here.... ok now to the beach after a swim we'll go castling.....night life....http://www.thesouthbeachhostel.com/spring-break-miami.htm not far now after you check some links check out other florida attractions...http://search.yahoo.com/search.....mp;cop=&ei=UTF-8 lost florida attractions...http://www.lostparks.com/thelist.html ok i'm dfn....done for now.......
Now we like to air condition - though the air has no ozone ring Still they're chopping down the forest for McDonalds and the Burger King Eating cows with such persistance - doesn't offer much resistance To this Cockamamie Business doo-doo-doo-do, doo-doo-doo-do, do-do, do-do, do-do.
Welcome to the Netherlands! I hope you all had a good flight. You are currently on Schiphol Airport and your Magical Mystery Coach is waiting... Like The Beatles in 1964, you are welcomed by girls in original clothes from Volendam .
Nice, eh...? It's a lot of skirts by the way, just to let you know.
Up to our capital city, Amsterdam. Of course, we have booked a room for you in the same hotel where The Beatles stayed in 1964: De Doelen I'm sure you got a credit card .
You can take a typical Holland-made beer, our very own Heineken Lager. . Or another refreshment of course. You wanna eat? Have a herring! .
Alright, everybody on board. We will take the A7 to the north. Short visits to Volendam, Marken and Hoorn: Hoorn. Oh, that's where I was born actually.
The Beatles? Yes, they played very nearby, in a small village called Blokker. Two venues of 22 minutes each.
There's a statue opposite the street: . Sure, take as much pictures as you like.
Back to Amsterdam! Like the Beatles, you can make a trip through the canals: http://www.lovers.nl/ , our redlight district http://www.ignatzmice.com/ or just get stoned in one of our coffeeshops You want coffee? Sorry, they don't have that...
Ok everybodys. Hop up on this here Rosa Parks Express and lets get movin. I aint gots all day so move it along.
Also, please dont be sitting near Miss Parks as she's getting a tad ripe these days. Just go on past.
Our first stop'll be at the first baptist church on 11th to hear a nice little sermon from Father James. Maybe we's best just skip that part of the tour and move on.
Here onsa left we have the famous Apollo theater. . I remember shining shoes dere on da corner just so's I could go watch me some acts in that place. Good times fur sure.
Alright I see schools out so that means lunch time. We'll be eating us some of the finest soul food vittles in Harlem. I loves me this place.
Ok back to the tour and one more place. We's going down to the Harlems Hall Of Shame.
Here's we have the world famous Globetrotters in their very first mug shot. . And theres a photo of the man himself,,,,'Shaft' . Here's a picture of Wheezy from the Jeffersons,,,,oh damn,,,I always get them two mixed up. Hey last but not least a picture of our own Miss Rosa Parks.
Well thanks for taking the tour on Rosa Parks Express and come back next time as we take a tour to Hells Kitchen with special guest Al Sharpton.
Harlem...Never been there, looks interesting. I have been to Haarlem though, the Dutch city where Harlem took its name from. Nice place! Maybe even better than Harlem...
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we gotta go south...
nobody wander off theres some clown running around...
don't talk to him....heres the food...
back to the road...
we need to stop for the night here....
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. I remember shining shoes dere on da corner just so's I could go watch me some acts in that place. Good times fur sure.
so that means lunch time. We'll be eating us some of the finest soul food vittles in Harlem.
I loves me this place. 
. And theres a photo of the man himself,,,,'Shaft' 
. Here's a picture of Wheezy from the Jeffersons
,,,,oh damn,,,I always get them two mixed up. Hey last but not least a picture of our own Miss Rosa Parks. 
