Quoted from djinn

Here I will post a joke john told me way back!

Don't be too Harsh on me--I don't have this kind of dry humor like John does!

A man walks into a bar and puts his bag on the bar
counter. After a while, the barman comes over and asks
the man what he would like. Without a word, the man
reaches in his bag and pulls out a mini grand piano.
He then reaches in his bag and pulls out a mini piano
seat. Finally he reaches in his bag and pulls out a
foot high man who then almost immediatly goes to the
piano and starts playing incredible music.
The barman stood impressed. "Mate, that is bloody
awesome. Where did you get that?"
The man reaches in his bag for the last time and pulls
out a lamp. "Rub this," he said.
The barman grabs the lamp and furiously rubs it. With
a blinding flash, a beautiful genie appears out of
nowhere. "I am the genie of the lamp," she says, "and
able to grant you one wish."
Excitedly, the barman makes a wish, "I wish that I had
a million bucks!"
For a short while, nothing happened. Then a small
yellow duck enters the bar. And another one. And one
more. After fifteen minutes, the whole bar is full of
ducks. But they just keep on coming. The barman says
to the man who had given him the lamp, "I think your
genie is a bit deaf. I wished for a million bucks not
a million ducks."
The man responded, "Your telling me. Who would want a
12-inch pianist?"

Quoted from Bobber

Quoted from djinn

1 of many John Lennon gave to me!