Quoted from raxo

There would be more if you introduce yourself here:
http://www.dmbeatles.com/forums/b-conversations/m-1168975937/s-0/

... probably some people don't know yet that you're a member now!  

Cheers......posted as told  

Quoted from MJB

Cheers......posted as told  

So I'll welcome you there a-gain!  

Quoted from raxo

There would be more if you introduce yourself here:
http://www.dmbeatles.com/forums/b-conversations/m-1168975937/s-0/

... probably some people don't know yet that you're a member now!  

Thanks! I will!

Quoted from Tara_the_beatle_freak

Thanks! I will!

I see you've already done it!

Quoted from tangerine

Theres an interesting theory that each verse is about one of the Beatles. Bit far fetched perhaps

Not as far as you might think. I have read some interesting theories about this theory lately  
Of course this could all be John's intention: let those little fuckers figure out the meaning of nonsense. But then, he has given us a nice thing to do.
Some speculative clues:

Holy roller, joojoo eyeball ---> reference to George
Shoots Coca Cola (coke), Monkey finger ---> Paul
Ono Sideboard, Bag Production ---> John
The Ringo reference is somewhat unclear. Anybody got any ideas on this?

Is it a call from John to the other Beatles to stick (or even come) together?

Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me

Well, heres some of my ideas...

GEORGE:

Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly - car reference, we all know George loved formula 1 and cars in general!
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller - holy could be a reference to his spirituality
He got hair down to his knee - well he had long hair like the rest of them!
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

RINGO:

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football - Toe-jam sounds drumming-ey like the foot pedal? hah sorry that's rubbish
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

JOHN:

He bag production he got walrus gumboot - bag production Ltd was John's public relations company
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker - Yoko
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

PAUL:

He roller-coaster he got early warning - early warning maybe another obscure reference to the 'Paul is Dead' rumour?
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three" - Again, 'Paul is Dead' perhaps
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see - He was known as the 'good looking' Beatle and John could be making fun of him here
Come together right now over me

just ideas but probably all wrong- the verse I thought could be Ringo is confusing! Hmmm interesting though