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Mairi
May 25, 2007, 2:33am Report to Moderator

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Here you can share the jokes that only musicians get!

Q: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They just can't go that high.

Q: What's the last thing a drummer says before he gets kicked out of the band?
A: "Hey, guys, I wrote some songs."


You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.
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May 25, 2007, 3:30am Report to Moderator
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Well it must be a musician thing because I didn't laugh at either of them.
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Q: How do you know if the stage floor is level.
A : The bass player is dribbling out of both corners of his mouth.


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Waht do  you call aguy that likes to hang out with musicians? A Drummer!
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Quoted from Revolution
What do  you call a guy that likes to hang out with musicians? A Drummer!

LOL! Oh, I must share this with the friend I'm going to visit in just a few minutes. He's a drummer.  

"Hey, guys, I wrote some songs." - This is also brilliant. Thanks, Mairi. What a neat idea for a thread. Cheers!


All you've got to do is choose love.  That's how I live it now.  I learned a long time ago, I can feed the birds in my garden.  I can't feed them all. -- Ringo Starr, Rolling Stone magazine, May 2007

For all I know, Ringo might be a yogi disguised as a drummer! - George Harrison
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Glad you l iked it , Harihead!   We used that one on my old high school band's drummer all the time.
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My friend knew that one--    He also added two more:

Q: How do you know if a drummer is knocking at your door?
A: The knock speeds up.


Q: Mom, I want to be a drummer when I grow up.
A: Now, son, you can't do both!


Cheers.


All you've got to do is choose love.  That's how I live it now.  I learned a long time ago, I can feed the birds in my garden.  I can't feed them all. -- Ringo Starr, Rolling Stone magazine, May 2007

For all I know, Ringo might be a yogi disguised as a drummer! - George Harrison
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