Good evening FLAMING PIE IN THE SKY ive got another half an hour before a rest my weary head in a place where bedbugs bite , are you talk a tive   is that a word ?
How was skool ? no more english lessons ?  

School was good, it was field day. The whole school goes around and plays games outside in the spirit of fun (hardly)! Yes, talkative is a word.  

Top of the class  
Your not a school teacher are you [?] so how someone like you so young got into the beatles ?

Haha I wish I was the teacher. I'm only 14, you know. How did I get into the Beatles? Well, I bought the "Love" CD and I just kept buying more albums....... I got hooked I guess.  

So recently a fan , the albums your going to enjoy then the solo albums  
I was 14 ish when i heard my first beatle album SGT PEPPER and that was it . I had HEY JUDE given to me by my brothers friend when i was 8 and its still my all time fav. song ,could`nt afford albums in them days so it was a long time before i heard a beatle album.  

Hey Jude is my favorite song too  

Its such a simple but brilliant song  
Well its time for my sleep i have to get up at 5.30am  
Its been a short but pleasure talking to you FLAMING PIE IN THE SKY
Tonights  ponder THE DUCKBILLEDPLATIPUS  was GOD having a laugh ?

                            goodnight .

Goodnight mr kite, nice talking to you
Haha the platypus  

Well folks its your favorite  nightly show IVE GOT HALF AN HOUR where the guests are .... you.
Topics are whatever you like ,so come on ive only got half an hour  

Hi, mr kite. Back for more?  

Good evening again my regular guest FLAMING PIE IN THE SKY
Ive got a question for you , could you go a whole day without your mobile ?

No, I couldn't. I don't know what I would do without it. If I really had to, I suppose I could. But that would be the day I need it the most, probably.

I thought as much  

Could you? I don't think many people could these days.

Went to the doctors today ,and a man came out of the docs room with a cucumber up his nose ,a carrot in his ear and a banana in his other ear . His wife said to him ."what did he say"
Ive not been eating propery" he said