A doctor of medicine, eh?  

HAHAHAHAHA Hopefully he was kidding...

Yeh , so i said that he`s the bloke who slayed vampires, the irish writer BRAM STOKER wrote the book DRACULA
so albert said he met this bloke in a resturant were  ALBERT was training to be a waiter on a ship called the titanic  

I've got to meet this Albert sometime  
The Titantic?

YEH, I asked ALBERT what was STOKER doing in a resturant and ALBERT said having steak and fries
WITH ICEBERG LETTUCE ON THE SIDE

mr, kite; so albert how come if you were a vampire slayer what was you doing working as a waiter ?

Albert ; well i`d killed all the vampires , so i was out of work .

Iceberg lettuce hehehe  

ALBERT ; I told STOKER about my trip to TRANSYLVINA and how i meet COUNT DRACULA

mr kite , well ALBERT THERES A STORY I COULD GET MY TEETH INTO [ being a horror fan ]  

Hahaha  

Well, I've got to go, my mom is taking me Beatle book shopping......
Very amusing show mr kite......  
Bye

ALBERT ; The count was a nice bloke, but he didnt like to go out during the day , and not to keen on garlic

  

   THE COUNT , [ a nice bloke apparently]

BYE BYE FLAMING [STEAK] PIE , SEE YOU SOON HAVE A  GOOD DAY SHOPPING

Well thats the end of an early show , lucklly for ALBERT he did`nt get the job on the titanic

                                          GOOD EVENING

HELLO
Is there anybody out there who whats to have a chat on the best show in the north side of the universe know as earth
About anything i dont care , woodpigeons anything    

"ALBERT"!!!