Haha  

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Along the way, one got assaulted. Hehe  

Mobiles i have a hot sweat when i think ive left home without it  

that was nuts

I hate it when I forget to charge mine and the battery almost dies.  

Farther xmas brought mine at erm ... xmas so its goes a long way on a charge , but when its going it glows red ,i think rudolph picked it out for santa

LOL  
Mine takes pictures, too. Sometimes it starts taking picures in my pocket, then I have to go and delete all of them.

They should come out in your pocket because its dark[room]  

Well its time to say goodnight to all are veiwers and the`ve been a few [about 2]
I would like to thank my special guest FLAMING PIE IN THE SKY .
Tonight ive been pondering ,if blondes have more fun is PARIS having fun tonight ?

thank you and sleep tight  

Haha. Good night mr kite.
Golden slumbers fill your eyes, smiles awake you when you rise.

Goodnight FLAMING PIE IN THE SKY  

Well its that time again IVE ONLY GOT HALF HOUR !, YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW
Where your the guest and you can talk about anything or i can ask you questions
Last nights show was a bit silly ,so i think we can talk about SOMTHING A BIT MORE SERIOUS  
OR IF YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE FOR HALF AN HOUR WHERE WOULD YOU GO ?  

Well there no guests tonight so ill talk to the best guest i could get ..... me
If had a time machine for half an hour ,i got to the cavern 1962 with a camera and as many rolls of film i could carry        

Whys thats BRILLIANT  MR KITE ?

Well think of it ,you get to see the birth of the greatest on the planet and a hell of a collection of pictures of the fab 4 which when you got back you would make a tidy some of money on e. bay  

Why thats brilliant MR KITE .

THANK YOU .