Well shake it up baby now.....

Hes playing CAT STRATCH FEVER.

  

erm..

1st man: Got any birds that go cheap?
2nd man: No sorry, we don't sell chickens here.

I can do the sketch , i love python , i`ll do a bit .

HES DEAD
He`s not dead he`s resting
Resting  ! if you had`nt nailed him to the perch , hed be pushing up the daisies , and joining the choir invisible !
Well i`ll replace it then....    , ive had a look ,and were right out of parrots
Oh
WEVE GOT A SLUG
Does it talk ?
YEH
Ill take that then  

John's giving the camera the finger

Well PIE its time for tea , and its proper, if i have it at the table  
Its as ever its been a pleasure , Albert done the tea , i asked him what was we having , he said "sea monster food "
Whats that then i said
Fish and ships he said .
See you later PIE .

Bye
Time to go in the pool

Has GILLIAN ANDERSON ever made a record ? oh yes she has  


http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=886962482

Hello !
GOODMORNING and GOODEVENING to EVERYONE  
Its a world s first from the land of where they filmed that brilliant LORD OF THE RINGS !
And a lot of male gender  

what have you got up your sleeve for us tonite Kitie?

Now that is a good question .
I can talk about anything [ you have to in my chat show career]or i can go and get ALBERT
Hes always got somthing up his sleeve [ usually a small mouse called ERIC]

hehe. If you read ALBERT backwards you'll get TREBLA which is like Trebbler. Does he play the Trebble recorder?

HE says ..his name backwards is latin for fast fingered and apparently showed this young american called JIMMY HENDRIX how to play he guitar !