No worries , 2 FBI agents have got it under control , the FBI bloke was going on about it will be covered up , and the lovley lady agent told him to stop being paranoid , she had nice red hair  
I asked them what were 2 FBI agents doing in the north west of ENGLAND , and they said they were looking for a old bloke who goes by the name of Albert percival van helsing , i said `id never heard of him and quickly walked away .
Anyway im back .  

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Quel mignon!!!! ('scuse the french) AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Hi Kitie! You would know the answer to my question. Are David Duchovny's character and Gillian Anderson's character in X files an item? Yes... I am not a fan of ski fee either... Say are they going to make a new series called the Y files? or Z files even more mistifiying!

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they said they were looking for a old bloke who goes by the name of Albert percival van helsing , i said `id never heard of him and quickly walked away .
Anyway im back .  

Albert Percival van Helsing... is he related to that other van Helsing?



Hehe, I remember you saying he was a vampire slayer in the 1890's, so I was just thinking...  

No OCTIE thats a hollywood Van helsing !, Alberts the real deal , he still beleives there are still some vampires out there , some who escaped when he was battleing them ,i said to him "theres no vampires left ALBERT unless you count estate agents , telephone companies , and the taxman" [ declare the pennies on your eyes ]  
But he wont listen  

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and the taxman" [ declare the pennies on your eyes ]  

Now that made me larf Mr. K!

Why thank you BLUE MEANIE  

HELL ! DO I NEED CHEERING UP.
This is got to be the worst summer i can remember , i forgot what the sun looks like , the country is on high alert and ALBERT has started to dig a underground shelter and mumbling about aliens , and F.B.I agents.  

Aw try to cheer up mr kite  
Put on Abbey Road

ABBEY ROAD ! OF COURSE  
I`ll go and get it , how are you PIE IN THE SKY ?

I'm good. I had to babysit my little brother... who is not a child I swear  

I asked albert if he has had any children and he said, one
Whats his name i says
Tom  he says , what tom van helsing ?
No, he says TOM CRUISE  

I'd like to meet Albert one of these days. So is he a Beatles fan?

You know what cheers me up?

  Listening to I'm Only Sleeping! (that's for you Sky)

No offence to Albert...but he seems to be a VERY VERY strange being! Tom Cruise...I am now completely lost!

I have been missing my favourite show- 'Ive got half an hour' good to be back!

NO.  He`s into pink foyd , and steve hillage ,  and into the white stripes at the moment , he says MEGs the best lookin drummer he`s ever seen