Most things are easily explained away, if you think about it rationally. Things that go bump in the night are seldom anything other than the creeks and groans of an old house. And most people totally underestimate the amount of odd little noises caused by the weather. If noises freak you out, wear earplugs.
Here's a little story. On my wedding night in 1988 we stayed in what is reputed to be one of the most haunted buildings in England, in what is also supposed to be the most haunted village in England - Pluckley, in Kent. It had been a long day, as weddings are, and the wife wasn't feeling too good (too much Champagne) so went straight to bed. So, as it seemed that conjugal rights were most definitely off for the duration, I decided to have a couple of large one's in the bar before going to bed. I awoke at about two in the morning to a chill wind, a nasty tap, tap, tapping noise, and a strange gurgling sound coming from the bathroom. I switched on the bedside lamp to see that the window was open, and not fastened properly, and the wife was relieving herself of the contents of the days festivities into the toilet!! I swear by earplugs these days! |