Its been a year of Albert stories a few weeks back ....  

A year all ready !
Hope its going to go on and on and on and on and on and people from this forum will join and before you know it it will be a global success and i become a muilti millionare and have my own island  where i can have a large statue of myself on top of the highest mountain and that you can see from 5 miles high in the sky as you land in Mr Kite airport and that all red haired ladies must report to my mansion for inspection and must not leave until they have seen the painting on the ceiling of my bedroom of me and bill Gates playing a round of golf on my large golf course and discussing that Terminator 3 was dissapointing as the woman Terminator was ok but really just eye candy and that her "i like your gun " was just a metaphor some inuendo that just didnt cut it when it came to Arnie`s I`ll be back"

Yes the comedy is better than above .  
But i will let you decide .
Go on have a look , aww go on . And if you already have . Ta  
If you havnt , then exspect , a nice little read , its fun and erm different  

A thought , why do wasps find bins so fastenating ?        

^ if you would have bin a wasp, you would know....  

A staute of Kite on kite's island... Has the jaffa Gillie statue been eaten by mcmaul?

HMMMM ..Gillie and Jaffa`s  
The Dark lord will soon be on the road again .