its going up auction this time.......we will see who wants this bad boy the most
the proceeds will be donated to the mothers for bigger peanuts.the MFBP
i found this a worthy cause.if you think about it peanuts are too small.how many does it take to make an average sized jar of jif?alot of nuts i bet.oh actually the peanut is neither pea nor nut but a tubar.....
who will start the bidding on this rod????????

I was wondering if this subject would move with us. ;D Is this auction in US dollars or some other unit of measure  :K)

it doesn't matter.............a good penis is worth alot........

Really, I can't even give mine away, let alone sell it  :o

Sorry, I already bought one of these elsewhere! You know, you can't keep a good pigs penis down ya know!

Quoted from The_End, posted February 19, 2004, 7:51pm at here

Sorry, I already bought one of these elsewhere! You know, you can't keep a good pigs penis down ya know!

Do you use it often?  :P

Quoted from fab4fan, posted February 20, 2004, 2:17pm at here

Do you use it often?  :P

Yeah, I use it to stir my tea!!!!

oh, you like your tea sweet  ;D LOL

Quoted from fab4fan, posted February 20, 2004, 3:28pm at here

oh, you like your tea sweet  ;D LOL

Yeah, with two lumps!!!!! :)

and some cream.....

Quoted from fab4fan, posted February 20, 2004, 3:39pm at here

and some cream.....

Ewwwwwwwwwww! I am so not going to let you make me a cup of tea! Chocolate sprinkles anyone!!!!!

I don't drink tea anyway, but I can open a bottle of beer for ya.

Quoted from fab4fan, posted February 20, 2004, 3:46pm at here

I don't drink tea anyway, but I can open a bottle of beer for ya.

Hmmmm, using what exactly!!? LOL

its a twist off  ;)

Quoted from fab4fan, posted February 20, 2004, 4:06pm at here

its a twist off   ;)

I prefer a good old-fashioned ring pull!!! LOL

depends on what the ring is attached too  :o

Quoted from fab4fan, posted February 20, 2004, 6:09pm at here

depends on what the ring is attached too  :o

Eeeek! That made my eyes water!! LOL

;D :'(

Quoted from The_End, posted February 20, 2004, 3:42pm at here

Ewwwwwwwwwww! I am so not going to let you make me a cup of tea! Chocolate sprinkles anyone!!!!!

It's not a rat turd, it's a big chocolate sprinkle! (Bruce almighty)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Quoted from harlenamcstarkney, posted February 20, 2004, 8:45pm at here

It's not a rat turd, it's a big chocolate sprinkle! (Bruce almighty)

Mmmmmmmm, big chocolate sprinkles...

That made me think of the big chocolate  sprinkle in American Wedding  :o

LOL!  you guys are tooooo much.  I'm trying to contain my laughter, don't want the boss to catch me.  So where does the bidding stand?

I think the last bid is one chocolate sprinkle  ;D

Liberally sprinkled with some sweet-corn!!!!!! Ewwwwwwwwww! LOL

That almost made me spit my drink on my monitor  ;D

Quoted from fab4fan, posted February 19, 2004, 6:25pm at here

Really, I can't even give mine away, let alone sell it   :o

:o Dear lord.

come on let raise the tent on this item......i heard you can use it like the gypsy did in the stone soup story.use it to flavour your eats.
use with the ......helluva good dip.

I bid one LARGE chocolate sprinkle ala American Wedding and one of PC-31's arm pit hairs.. :D

Quoted from Beatle_Ed, posted February 25, 2004, 8:08am at here

I bid one LARGE chocolate sprinkle ala American Wedding and one of PC-31's arm pit hairs.. :D

SOLD... to the lady at the back! I am SO not going to shake your hand though!!! LOL
:)

Quoted from The_End, posted February 25, 2004, 1:32pm at here

SOLD... to the lady at the back! I am SO not going to shake your hand though!!! LOL
:)

AWW WHY NOT! He removed the hair himself?

Quoted from Beatle_Ed, posted February 26, 2004, 1:10am at here

AWW WHY NOT! He removed the hair himself?

:o

new crop on the way......armpits not just for breakfast anymore??

You know... I really have no clue what you are talking about but from what I see.... I will stick with plastic.

LOL I just read through this thread. You guys are hilarious.


What's the next item up for auction?

Quoted from colleen, posted March 11, 2004, 4:30am at here

LOL I just read through this thread. You guys are hilarious.


What's the next item up for auction?

Actually since I was the winner of the last auction I get to put up a new auction..

Next item

Rare Fungus infected toe nails(sans foot)!  They're going fast folks.

Ewwwwww.... I like my pretty toe nails so I think I will pass.

naww

Quoted from Beatle_Ed, posted March 11, 2004, 10:48am at here

Rare Fungus infected toe nails(sans foot)!  They're going fast folks.

Are those grown invivo (within the body) or invitro (outside the living organizm) you know cuz it makes a difference in quality.

Quoted from John@work, posted March 18, 2004, 4:36pm at here

Are those grown invivo (within the body) or invitro (outside the living organizm) you know cuz it makes a difference in quality.

Imvivo of course.. Only the best

Quoted from Beatle_Ed, posted March 19, 2004, 12:04am at here

Imvivo of course.. Only the best

Quality is job 1!

no that a beatles cd......................

Quoted from The End

You know, you can't keep a good pigs penis down ya know!

i knew it.

is this object still for sale?

LMFAO!!!!! ;D

i remember this topic....it was a pisser...we did have it down to a gathering almost every night....that has changed tho not that new is bad but it did to seem to have changed things....

This must have been one of the very first threads on here! I remember it continued on from the OLD board! :)

yer off topic sir...one swine demerit for you...your last bid will not be taken seriously...thats what happens when you step out of line...now back to the front sonny....