Post your randomness here.

I haven't been happy like I am right now in a long time!! Everyone is soo nice :)

Screwed Up Jamaican Farmer like to boom kentucky, not pakistan...I heart potatos, not that Im a Mcdonald addict, but Manson loved slicing Tate, but Tate was so pretty..........he was thinking- "Turn Me On DeadWoman"

Sorry kid, I've already been here.


http://beatles.murashev.com/cgi-bin/Blah/Blah.pl?b=conversations,m=1104861196,s=40,#num40

yeah i just realized that... and thanks for making me feel small

WORKING CLASS HERO IS SOMETHING TO BE!!!!!!!!!

working class hero is my favorite john song.

Is there anything more relaxing than a nice big hot cup of Malted Milk Ball Broth and a
good Burt Convy movie?

While yer at it, have some anagrams and like it:

Donald Trump = Damp Old Runt
Tom Cruise = i.e. scrotum
Axl Rose = Oral Sex
Manuel Antonio Noriega = Goat Urine In A Noon Meal

How 'bout a big ol' palindrome? (same forwards and backwards)
-Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

And to all a good nacht.

Jimi Hendrix picks up his guitar.....

and plays it.

Everybody screams -number 14

Quoted from juniorsfarm

Axl Rose = Oral Sex

That's my favorite. ;)

Oh emm gee. Double you tee eff. Bee bee kew.

AHAHAHAHAHA. Everything revolves slowly around the llama, gravy-tating and yellow. O_o;

Shaquille O'Neal before the great one and one and one is three wise men without hats off to Dimitry's are growing in the Forrest Gump.

If you dont like The Beatles,

you are not musically educated

...one for Wayne L.

1,300

If an Alzheimer's patient gets amnesia, do they remember everything?

my back itches

100th post.

Penis.

(jumping)(jumping)(jumping)(jumping)(jumping)

those people are crazy...I mean really crazy.

I've been mad for fucking years... Absolutely years... I know I've been mad. I've always been mad, like we all have...

Mne zhsal' chto ya ne mogu udelyat' mnogo vremeni moemu forumu :(

Hardware Store/Spice Cake

cement cupcakes,

On a wall of grain filled stockings; four hundred grams.

FEET!!! FEET!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!! FEEEEEEET!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! THEY'RE EVIL!!!!!! THEY'RE HUGE!!!! THEY SMELL!!!! AAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The purple monkeys fly at night.

How cant my head go through an apple tree, If I like Apples.




....



..

Because pancakes don't have any bones.

Yesterday I found a washer in my candy popcorn!!!

When's it gonna stop raining?!!!!!!!!!!

When God's done taking care of business.

this post is: ONE AFTER 909

haha now I have 1,910

Quoted from The_End

When's it gonna stop raining?!!!!!!!!!!

ask John Fogerty

It's my party and I can cry if I want to!

...Because the Cake reminded you of the White Rabbit?

Oooh! 4,000!!! Now I must sleep for a long time!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

28,000..

I was in a tape loop of numbers for a moment! 8)

I thought my Mac had frozen up on me then. So I kept pressing post - then they ALL appeared at once! Welcome to the bizarre little world of -Macs!!!!!!!!! ;D

haha, the RainMac psychedelic experience.

MacCartney

nice.
Cant believe I never seen that one

I would like to take this moment to express my obsession with Marilyn Monroe's version of the song "A Fine Romance." I know everyone is going to say "shut up about Marilyn Monroe, Mairi" but it is a truly awesome song. The trumpets are excellent, and her voice is spot on, but the best part of it is the lyrics- because they're actually ponting out all the things wrong with the relationship! the term "A Fine Romance" is being used sarcastically.
Seriously, go download it!

I masturbated 20 times yesterday.

I'm so pissed because this TV station moved The Wonder Years from 5:00 to 8:30!>:(

Quoted from Zep_Fan

I masturbated 20 times yesterday.

Yesterday..20 orgasms seemed so far away

Men! Tsk tsk.

Why do some posts disappear from the last 10 posts board?

Quoted from Zep_Fan

I masturbated 20 times yesterday.

lol, that's not very healthy....

indica is really really hot... :K) ;)

When a man buys a ticket for a Magical Mystery Tour, he knows what to expect . . .

Ooooooooor somethin'.

I wonder if pineapples can feeeeeel.

I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink, no no no...

@_@; I just posted three times. w00t? No w00t.

Expert texpert choking smokers dont you think the joker laughs at you

Hee hee hee.

Hah hah hah.

Ho ho ho.

See how they smile like pigs in a sty . . . see how they snied!

here's a clue for you all, the walrus was PAUL!!!

Goo goo g'joob on the bee's knees.

Nothing Is Real

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you! I told the witch doctor you didn't love me too! And then the witch doctor he tld me what to do. he said that...

OOOH EEEE OHOOH AAAH AAH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane, and smells like Cheetah

im wearing a beatles shirt today!!!! its orange, and it says The Beatles Yellow Submarine in that beatleish writing, and it has a pic of the submarine!

I am so very grateful to be recieving this Academy Award for Best Actress. First of all, I would like to thank God for giving me this wonderful gift and allowing me to share it with the world. I would also like to thank my mom and dad, who always believed in me, and my best friend Erin, who never belived in me but I still like her anyways. Of course, I also want to thank my fans for supporting me and coming to my movies!
And last, but certainly not least, I would like to thank my husband Paul McCartney for always being right there by my side during the hectic filming. I love you Paul!

(Just practicing.)

ill be watching 10 years from now. of course, its going to be odd seeing you married to a 72 year old man-even if he was a  beatle.;-)

Rock isn't dead...its just in a deep coma

Should I go to sleep...

That Gap ad with Sarah-Jessica Parker has really been bugging me lately.

I remember standing in my friend's kitchen about last week, and she was singing the song outta that Gap ad. I then proceeded to tell her that the toaster was still sexy.

...standing in the dock at Southampton! Tryin' to get to Holland or France...

Her mans been gone, for nigh on a year.  He was due home Yesterday, but he aint here...

We Have A Remedy

Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la

"Talking about music is like whistling about chickens".

Micheal Jackson's singing voice is almost identical to Diana Ross'.

And his talking voice is almost identical to a thousand helium filled balloons.

lol

Sometimes all are thoughts are misgiven

I really have to stop spending so mush time on these forums. I'm becoming obsessed. Well, it'll neber take over my life the way Neopets did. I'm glad I quit that site. :-/

I wish I were outside right now. I wish I were outside right now and that I could play guitar. I wish I were outside right now and that I could play guitar on my roof.

Quoted from Mairi

I really have to stop spending so mush time on these forums. I'm becoming obsessed. Well, it'll neber take over my life the way Neopets did. I'm glad I quit that site. :-/

neopets, those were the days....

Never got into those...thank god. :)

Quoted from Mairi

I really have to stop spending so mush time on these forums. I'm becoming obsessed. Well, it'll neber take over my life the way Neopets did. I'm glad I quit that site. :-/

same

i stopped when i spent all my points on books and a paintbrush. turns out intelligence and charm doesn't get you too far in the game. you have to be ferocious and that's not really my style.

I still have like 100,000 NP in my old account, I was saving up for a Baby Paintbrush.

I remember my friends pulling me onto Neopets. XD I sucked at the actual NP/pets part, so I just used the private message things with my friends and eventually made an account just to be an annoying-chatspeaky-spammer. >_>;

...I was so~ bad at Neopets. XD

haha...at least ure honest :)

You know what I could really go for right now? A lime pop float.

Mairi's on Neopets?

what is neopets? i want to become a member!!!

It's a virtual pet website. Here's the address if you want to join.

http://www.neopets.com

safe!

im joining!

wow! that website is wicked!! it will peoberly take over my life thoguh

Probably.  :-/

nah...i couldnt do it

those neopets are evil

LOL

EVIL IN THE FORM OF NEOPETS! (devil3)(devil3)(devil3)(devil3)(devil3)(devil3)(devil5)(devil5)(devil5)(devil5)(devil5)(devil4)(devil4)(devil6)(devil6)(devil6)

i think theyre cute!

They're ADDICTING.

my pet is probably deads from starvation...

They never die lol...

oh.....

I feel like doing a jig.

*does so*

Hm. Enlightening.

Today's show was brought to you by the letters F and U.

I'm bored and no one will chat with me in the chatroom.  :'( :'( :'( :'(

Paul is sexy. (drool)(drool)(drool)(drool)(drool)(inlove2)(inlove2)(inlove3)(inlove3)(inlove4)(inlove4)(inlove1)(inlove1)(inlove1)

It's 11:30 CST, do you know where your Paul is?  ;D  8)

I am so smrt, I am so smrt!

Coke..burning my teeth..

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a monkey. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

A front is pushing through. I hope it doesn't storm badly.

Pillows - they wait and wait and sometimes wait but are always there and never disappointing!

I have no problem not listening to the Temptations, which is weird...

tobacco is so disgusting!

Quoted from Mairi

tobacco is so disgusting!

i agree! JUST BEAT ITTTTT, BEAT ITTTT! NO ONE WANTS TO BE DEFEATED!

yknow you have the same statistical likelihood ogf getting cancer from second-hand smoke as you do if you eat turkey once a week.  Or a head of cabbage every year.  You can sit in a smoky room and be less at risk than a turkey fan.

a random fact: guys usually reach orgasm faster than girls, but girls can have multiple orgasms! :D

^ LOL! ;D

HAHAHAHA :p

I hate teeny boppers! (angry2)

The Dabting Society isn't at the bottom rung of the school, really. I mean, Badminton Team and Chess Club are below us

I'm scared of severe thunderstorms.(afraid3)

I've been workin' on the railroad
All the live-long day!
I've been working on the railroad
Just to pass the time away!

Mmmmm...Oreos. (drool)

Random Little Mermaid lyric:

Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm a girl... a girl who has.. everything?

Random Alice in Wonderland line:

We're all quite mad here. (devil1)(devil1)

Curioser and curioser!

Down the rabbit hole I go!

I LOVE PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (inlove1)(inlove1)(inlove1)(inlove1)(inlove2)(inlove2)(inlove2)(inlove3)(inlove3)(inlove4)(inlove4)

Take me to your leader! (alien2)

We're all looking for love, but will we really find it? And if so, when? Why can't everything be right?

We are borg! Resistance is futile! (alien3)

Water water everywhere, so let's all have a drink!

Boing! Boing! (bouncing2)

No one will chat with me or answer my PMs. I feel lonely.  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

awww Paulsluv I just can't chat. Sorry.

Old computers suck!

pm me! i'll pm back! i never get any pm's! ;)

For Mairi:

PAUL IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hammer1)

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves.
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
And this is how it goes.....

(repeat until someone get annoyed)

john's mine ;)

It's raining
It's pouring
The old man is snoring!
Bumped his head and went to bed
And couldn't get up in the morning!

I'm having a kid's songs kick!  ;D

i miss my childhood <3

Paul is a hunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (drool)(drool)(drool)(drool)(drool)(inlove1)(inlove1)(inlove1)(inlove2)(inlove2)(inlove2)(inlove2)

Mm, Paaaaaaul.

'Sobriety' reminds me of some word I should've learned in Spanish today. o.o;

LOL!

HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quoted from strawb3rryfi3ldsfor3ver

Mm, Paaaaaaul.

'Sobriety' reminds me of some word I should've learned in Spanish today. o.o;

sobre?

:D Probably -- I can't remember. @_@ Too -- many -- cawhnjoogateshhhhuns. *collapse*

=3 Paul's droolworthy. >_> <_< >_> I shall keep my distance for all you hardcore Paul fanpeople. XD

I/', yjryomg to tujpe tjod weotj ,y edues closed. tjhdoid irt woelr?

Gotta get to work!

Marshmallow - great band!

I AM BATMAN!!!!!!

The wheels on the bus go round and round,
Round and round,
Round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All through the town!

Once there was a way
To get back homeward.
Once there was a way
To get back home.
Sleep pretty darling do not cry.
And I will sing a lullaby.

Quoted from Paulsluv

Once there was a way
To get back homeward.
Once there was a way
To get back home.
Sleep pretty darling do not cry.
And I will sing a lullaby.

yesterday, when i was really really bored in french class, and we were going over a quiz that i didn't take cause i was absent the day they took it, i wrote that exact lyric out in my notebook! i decorated it & everything! it looked so pretty. it made me want to listen to the song  ;D

Quoted from elementary_penguin

I/', yjryomg to tujpe tjod weotj ,y edues closed. tjhdoid irt woelr?

HAHAHA! it sure did ;) let me try!
lalalalalala i love the bagtles they rofck so muchhhhhh! i ant to kiss johgj lkennon on the lipa anfd hug him til thew cows come home!!!!!!!!!! jognm ogn gpaul paip auapl geortge goeger riungo!!!!!!!!

Job hunting is hard.  :o

let me gth tkk kn  czn hkh fdzc dbnzg what I am sayinnh> I;m asoooo niy goos at this. iwusg U agad nirw nieby

YAY! I'M A MAXIMUM MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jumping)(jumping)(jumping)(jumping)(jumping)(jumping)(jumping)

llovwe ;loeve m,e do tou knwo u locvw tou o;llp walwats be tirue so ppeASE LOVEMEDO



;D

I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz!

All I Got To Do makes me happy.  :)

you cheeky b****! [laughter]

Living is easy with eyes cloooooose....

Yet typing isn't, exactly -- i wouldn't know, I can't see it rioght now. Maaaaaaan.

Ahh, product placement. American Idol -- all the contestants last night had their bottles of Coke [OMG, not just Coke; Coke with lime. That eez teh hardxcore!11!one!!!] riiiiight between their knees. XD

Ta ta ta ta taaaaaaaaaaa! Puppy power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the carpet in the basement likes to go fishing.

...the fish were fishing, the birds were birding...

I dunno. =o

Scooby-Doo! Where are you?!?

Luuuuuuuucy in the sky~ with diamonds...aaaaaaaaah.

Mmmm....Paul.....(drool)(drool)(drool)

I want a lime pop float. RIGHT NOW.

WEeeEEEEEeeEEEEEEeeeeEeeeeeeeEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Absobloodylutely the best slash captions ever...what?  ::)

I'm like Veronica Lodge, except without the six-figure allowance, six-pound figure, raven-black hair, bitchiness, and animal magnetism.

But other than that, we're twins!

ew, i just drooled!

Stella is a good thing..

The popcorn is burnt. If I eat it,it won't be very good. But if I don't, that's just a waste of popcorn. What am I supposed to do?!

I HATE ALLERGY SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...and i'm all like, NO WAY, and they're all like, YES WAY, and i'm like, SO TOTALLY NOT!

And then, they're all... catapult.

Kiss me, Paul!!!!!!! (inlove3)(inlove3)(inlove3)(inlove3)(inlove3)

Allergies suck!

I want pizza!

LyK, oMGZ, eVeRy1 SeZ i'M a VaLlEY gUrL! bUt It'S tOtAlLy NoT tRuE!!!!!!1one1eleven

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

I LOVE THAT SONG! What's the name and singer?

i think it's  the end of the world as we know it" by rem

1one1eleven

what does that mean? someone just used it online today & i was confused!

WE'RE LIVIN ON THE EDGE!

Mmmm....pizza.

I LOVE PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the name of Beatlism, I declare you a heretic!  ;D

Sweet. Now I know who does that song. :D

I loooooooooove feeling soooooooo good.

Hahahah -- TEEN GIRL SQUAD! Cheerleader! Something! What's her name! THE UGLY ONE! Man, Strong Bad . . . i slike, my third place  idol!

Conan O'Brian is sooooooo COOOOOOOOOL and hilarious, man!

w00t.

Paul is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (drool)(drool)(drool)(drool)(drool)(drool)(drool)

Hotter than hot sexy sex on a stick, on a bun, on another stick, on another bun, and lit on fire? =3

The lion sleeps tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quoted from strawb3rryfi3ldsfor3ver

Hotter than hot sexy sex on a stick, on a bun, on another stick, on another bun, and lit on fire? =3

Oh God that was hilarious. XD You rock!

PAUL IS A HUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (drool)(drool)(drool)(drool)(drool)(drool)(drool)(inlove1)(inlove1)(inlove1)(inlove1)(inlove1)(inlove2)(inlove2)(inlove2)(inlove2)(inlove2)(inlove2)(inlove2)

Post four hundred.

Rock, rock on. =D

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmm...yummy apple......(drool)(drool)(drool)

Here, There and Everywhere...it's like, WHOA, he's omnipresent.

Quoted from strawb3rryfi3ldsfor3ver

Here, There and Everywhere...it's like, WHOA, he's omnipresent.

LOL!

I knew Paul was a god of love!  ;D

I'm lonely in the chatroom.  :'(

I dont care about God, Life is more important

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus, tryin' to make his way home...

whore is a funny word if u really think about it

whore... whore... whore... nope not funny

^ XD hahaha

I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight ....

These boots are made for walkin'...

My allergies are dying down! Yay!

Paul is a hunk!!!!!!!!! (drool)(drool)(drool)(drool)

your "random thoughts" are no longer random. it's always about paul:-)

do one thing that you won’t regret??

I can fly! I can fly! Hah, wait. I know I can't fly. But I can glide! *jumps off cliff*

...that wasn't random, I stole that from the Simpsons. >_> Bad llama!

But look, i'm gliding! *hits jagged rocks* OW.

>_< math books have so many problems grrrr

I have the Darkwing Duck theme song stuck in my head. Sooo... unbelieveably.. catchy.

You know who's my idol?

Lucas, from Empire Records.

"Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana head."

~ missy

I'm satying over night in the school for this 30 Hour Famine thing, and my crush is right in te same building... urrrgggghhh.... wish...

can't get enough of gackt!! (O_O) ;D...and laruku >_> <_< >_>

Quoted from Mairi

I'm satying over night in the school for this 30 Hour Famine thing, and my crush is right in te same building... urrrgggghhh.... wish...

Yay! managed to make small talk with him, about Archie comics, Donnie Darko and other things. I also watched he and his friends' wacky home movie that they just recorded tonighte. handed him back a pencil when he dropped it. We were in the same room, watching a movie and we were so close!!! he knows my name now, I think. I hope.
Stop. Rambling. Mairi.

Never underestimate the power of the dark side! (Star Wars moment)

I hate Parent-Teacher meetings. They're just an excuse for teachers to dreg up insignificant things I did four months ago in order to prove how "stupid" or "badly behaved" I am.

Aaaahm a lumbahjack and aaaaahm ohkay!

hmm shes still going to do that!!

who's going to do what now?

I've got ti~ime. . .

However Paul's singing it at the fade out is uberspiffycool. O_o;

Quoted from Mairi

who's going to do what now?

:D my sisters friend >_>, nothing important though :)

just like starting over dam its stuck in my head :D

Annie Leibovitz is HIGHLY overrated!!!

i like her pictures. especially the john and yoko one.

Well, they're decent. I just don't see what's so special about them. They seem lifeless and stagey to me.

I'm annoyed by the messages from Wordno. Yeh, "the word is no". No one promotes their band by posting that much. That's just pathetic...

wha'ts your favorite brand of water?

Aquafini

They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies

Tony Curtis actually looked pretty good in a dress, which is a bit saddening and disturbing, but not surprising since he was such a pretty boy.

when is Inu part 3 going to come out! grrrr

i wish i knew what my math hw was. i am a dead man, miss me, miss me, miss me

I'm finaly done with this hellwork buhahah XD

Aaaand he's in the same room as me, talking about the upcoming Rolling Stones concert in New Brunswick.

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

i am guessing you are talking about your crush?

You're very perceptive. :)

i am also inferring your crush has very good taste in music?

I think the local mailman is gay.

Quoted from lennonlemon

i am also inferring your crush has very good taste in music?

Yes, it's one of the main reaons I like him...

im watching reruns of The OC

I think I ate too much at Burger King... I knew I shouldn't have got the Maximenu. 80 cl of Coke was indeed too many...

haha. so they have burger kings in spain/portugal ( i forgot which one)?

do they mcdonals too cause i'm dying to know what they call a quarter-pounder?

It's Portugal and yes, we do have McDonald's, Burger King, Pizza Hut and all those kinds of fast-food restaurant.

Since I live in an island of the Portuguese archipelago Azores, though, there is no McDonald's here. Just Pizza Hut and Burger King. They do have McDonald's on the mainland, though.

photoshop doesn't want to work grrr >:

Is a 9 inch Penis big enough?

Depends how tall you are.

Perhaps.

Just remember it's not the size of the pencil that matters, it's how you write.

Quoted from lennonlemon

Perhaps.

Just remember it's not the size of the pencil that matters, it's how you write.

That's just wrong!  :o  ;D

Don't anger a librarian with a white belt in Tae Kwon Do.  ;D ;D ;D

What do you do to people who don't return their books in on time?

*shivers* Maybe I don't want to know.

The librarians stalks them! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yikes. I have an old Sabrina The Teenage Witch book that I borrowed when I was like, 9. Still haven't returned it.

I WILL STALK YOU!!!!!!!! I'M A LIBRARIAN!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid server won't open ANOTHER page. And that's not good, especially if you're watching a list of the 100 hottest females ever, according to FHM (pictures included).

And how the hell wasn't Britney Spears included? I'm about to complain...

Those lists are always the same, yo. Someone posted the list on another forum.  Funny how the Olsen Twins are always listed as one... ::)

Quoted from lennonlemon

Perhaps.

Just remember it's not the size of the pencil that matters, it's how you write.

LOL! that’s just hilarious!!! XD

Quoted from Mairi

What do you do to people who don't return their books in on time?

*shivers* Maybe I don't want to know.

Once borrowed a few jazz cds and didn't bother to return them for awhile. It really adds up- $42 dollars US!!!!

I still owe the library 15 dollars and they won't let me borrow books until I only have 10 dollars left in fines.

It would have been cheaper jsut to buy the damn cds.

AAH! Stupid blender!!! Now there's cream and sugar everywhere!

Batteries always last less than they were supposed to...

what's with berets?

my mom has terrible taste in music. Now, if that Neil Diamond CD were to go mysteriously missing...

^hahahha XD


sis lost her sweater, i think its somewhere in her bedroom though >_>...

Warning- this post is expletive-loaded.

STUPID f*** FUCKING HELL!!!! 4 YEARS OF WORK DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN!!!!  i FUCKING HATE MY MOTHER....

NOW I HAVE NOTHING SPECIAL!!! NOTHING!!!! f*** f*** f*** f***!!!!!
FUCKING STUPID, FUCKHEAD.

AS LONG AS I LIVE I'LL NEVER FUCKING FORGIVE HER!!!!

FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Quoted from Mairi

Warning- this post is expletive-loaded.

Hope you're OK Mairi

what happened?

hmm, :/ yes what happend? mairi

No offense, but if I told you, you probably wouldn't understand. Let's just say it involved something very important to me.

nah, tell us

Yeah, tell us, Mairi. We'll try to be comprehensive.

Wellll..... okay. This may seem petty to other people, but it is not to me.

Okay, I am not a vain person. I mean, I don't have anything to be vain about, so why should I be vain, right? But there is one thing I liked about myself... my long, thick, luxurious hair. Of course this just drives my mother crazy because she doesn't like long hair (part of this may be due to the fact that she has short, brittle hair, and she is jealous of me) she has been nagging me to cut my hair for ages but I never do because that is the only thing I ever fucking liked about myself. I used to get compliments on it all the time!!!! But she dragged me into the stupid hair salon and made me get it cut and now it's way too fucking SHORT!!! It used to be down to my waist and now it's like... a little below my collarbones. I spent four years of my life growing that hair and it was just fucking ripped away from me in 10 minutes.

Well, at least it can grow back :)

Reminds me of my grandparents. They're not into me growing my hair so they constantly nag me about it. It's not even that LONG!!!! Early Paul moptop at most.

haha, same here...but they know I'm a long haired youth who loves the good old rock n roll.

They see my bass, cds, posters, and videos but I don't think they have a clue.

it'd be cool if they made basses like this one today...do they?

i swear, i am in love with the look.

I feel so spiffy in my new velvet blazer. Like a mod... or a beatnik... or whatever.

never liked mods. too into fashion and motor scooters for my taste.

The mod thingy never appealed to me either

Mods are nice, but I try not to fall into any one subculture. I don't think it should define who you are. Though my friends like to persist in calling me a hippie. ::)

I'm wondering how is Dirk's relationship with good ol' Jacko...

The Little Mermaid is what Splash wants to be when it grows up.

Seriously. Ariel's got moxie!

This summer is so boring and I can't wait to move to Leeds.

I wish it was September.

~ missy

yeah, england seems like a really cool place to live, but don't go to british on us missy. we have enough brits on dm who boggle our minds with british talk.

oh yeah, where the hell in england does indy live?

I dunno. He seems middle-to-upperclass, though.

my guess, a northerner?

Quoted from Mairi

I dunno. He seems middle-to-upperclass, though.

haha, how did you come up with that one Mairi?
nah, I'm an average working class Northern man..  :)

Working Class Hero, eh? Cool. Me too.

Whenever I hear "Pinball Wizard", I seriously wanna go play pinball. A lot. o_o

Mmmm....hamburgers for dinner.

hahaha, Grace Slick named her kid God. I can just imagine how role call in class would be:

Teacher: Uh, is your name really God?
God kid: Yeah. My mom was on drugs. A lot of drugs.
Teacher: Well, I don't really feel comfortable calling you that. Do you have a nickname?
God kid: Yes.
Teacher: Well, what is it?
God kid: Jesus.

The men aren't posting.

Ahh, my spleen!

I HATE DIVORCE!!!! and everything that comes with it!

Divorce- such a dreadful word.

yup

beatles bootlegs!

I am a librarian! (from The Mummy)

I hope I die before I get old

I hope i do well on my exams.

I hate it in solitare when the cards you need are under other cards.

If you're going to be trendy, fine. Whatever. Just don't trick yourself into thinking you're a fucking original.

~ missy

Edit: Why is it that I can say fucking, but when I say sh-t, it turns into "mess"?

because they censor f***, but not fucking. you can get rid of all the censors in your member center.

then your can read this

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WOOT! WOOT! Today's my 14th b-day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happy birthday

My stomach feels like i've been kicked in the PENIS. oww.

Quoted from Jake

My stomach feels like i've been kicked in the PENIS. oww.

LOL...
EHH, stupid exams, haven't learned yet.
I'm so bored.

I hate my screwed up-family
I hate my nonexistant love life
I hate my looks
I hate my ineptitude for math
I hate being broke
I hate exams
I hate not having enough CDs
I hate being young
I hate rap music
I hate the establishment
I hate Winnie from the Wonder Years
I hate Dubya

There are a lot of things I hate... but I sure do love the Beatles!!! (grin)

Mairi, I don't like rap music either!!  

Who else out there lives in Florida and has dealt with Palmetto bugs?  We've had a lot of rain lately and those nasty things are all over the place.  For any one who doesn't know what a Palmetto bug is, it's basically a cockroach that's about 3 inches long and it flies.  They are soooo nasty!!!  Yuck!

Have you ever heard a bunch of little kids singing Brown Sugar or Squeeze Box? It's very disturbing.

AAAAAAAAAAH! i THINK IT REALLY IS AVRIL!!! AND SHE REPLIED TO ONE OF MY POSTS!!!!!


AAAAAAaaaaaaAAAaAAAAAAAAHHhhHhHH!!!!!

It's a good thing Bandaids is so profilic.... wooohoooo

I hate the taste of envelopes in your mouth after you lick them!

Nice black nail polish. It goes well with your PINK CORD poncho! ::)

So, the Mayans think that the world is going to come to an end in 2012. Ahh... September? Dunno! So, the big yellow spaceships will decend on Earth, and...

Quoted from beatlegirl200

Mairi, I don't like rap music either!!  

Who else out there lives in Florida and has dealt with Palmetto bugs?  We've had a lot of rain lately and those nasty things are all over the place.  For any one who doesn't know what a Palmetto bug is, it's basically a cockroach that's about 3 inches long and it flies.  They are soooo nasty!!!  Yuck!

i live in fla.......

Why is it that when a song speaks about sex in a joking or inneudo way, I don't mind it, but when they speak about sex  in an obvious and frank manner, I think "Oh, I probably shouldn't be listening to this."?

Weird...

Quoted from Mairi

I hate my screwed up-family
I hate my nonexistant love life
I hate my looks
I hate my ineptitude for math
I hate being broke
I hate exams
I hate not having enough CDs
I hate being young
I hate rap music
I hate the establishment
I hate Winnie from the Wonder Years
I hate Dubya

There are a lot of things I hate... but I sure do love the Beatles!!! (grin)

For some reason this reminded me of Edward Nortons 5 minute monologue about things he hates in 25th Hour



f*** me? f*** you! f*** you and this whole city and everyone in it. f*** the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. f*** the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! f*** the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE f*** DOWN! f*** the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. f*** the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? f*** the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! f*** the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! f*** the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that mess? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! f*** the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. f*** the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. f*** the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! f*** the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the f*** on! f*** the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! f*** the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. f*** the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, f*** JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! f*** Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-a**, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish a**!

LOL!
I hate a lot of those things, too.

11 hours in a tin can, god theres got to be a better way.

Quoted from pc31

i live in fla.......

Cool pc31!  Then you know what I'm talking about!

I'm going to become a walri-hunting pirate later in the week.

I <3 Andy Warhol. I <3 him so much.

I also <3 the Joan Baez picture in my signature.

I've got a lot of love to give. (heart2)

How the hell OLD is this book? It talks about "curing" people of their homosexuality.

Wait, the copyright says 1978. That's not even that old. *sigh*

27 years...

alot has changed Mairi :)

Thankfully.

...sometihngs for the worse

Ow ow ow. I have a sunburn.

I have a sunburn.
is true but more as a sunburn.

I wish I had a bunch of old celebrity gossip magazines, like from the sixties and seventies. It would be interesting to read them.

If you haven't seen Rocky Horror at midnight in a theatre full of freaks, you haven't seen it at all.

Quoted from Mairi

If you haven't seen Rocky Horror at midnight in a theatre full of freaks, you haven't seen it at all.

True.

I wonder where Tropical Storm Emily will go.

For some reason it really annoys me that I just found out this year that Quiet Riot did NOT write Cum on Feel the Noize. Makes me wonder how much more I really don't know. How's that for a random thought.  

I hate going to the beach in the evening! What's the fucking point?

Random thought... I feel sad... I dont eat, I dont sleep... my heart is broken... Wanna cry... It's hopeless... And I hate THAT...

How did Forrest Gump not get AIDS from Jenny?

And also, at the end, Jenny looks way too healthy for someone a few days before dying of AIDS.

haha, true true.
Robert Zemeckis...damn you!

I think Valentine's Day is the only holiday that makes we want to chuck crabapples at people. Oh wait, there's also New Year's Eve.

You get a holiday for Valentines day?

lol

Quoted from IndicaWalrus

You get a holiday for Valentines day?

Oh, we don't get off from school or anything. You guys mean holiday as vacation, right?

yeah..I just thought..you never know in America! :)

Canada. ;)

We do get off for Victoria Day, though. :P

Was Elliot Smith into existentialism?

I wish I could be a mermaid.

Egg yolks.

iGod: chatting with God...interesting.

And Dick and Dom are back! WOOHOO!

Damn Dave Matthews annoys the hell out of me.

Will whore for album money. D:

Quoted from Mairi

Canada. ;)

We do get off for Victoria Day, though. :P

There they go confusing us Americans and Canadians again! ;)

Especially Canadians don't same to like that, do they?

The same way Scottish folks don't like to be called English. I have this on both sides.

CODFISH
I'm not hungry, it just popped right in my mind. Before that it was "Kindred spirit".
Why does everyone ignore me?
And I like Scottish accents.

Are you being ignored?

Red Bull tastes like Pixie Sticks. Ah, pixie sticks...

I snorted pixie sticks once, GOD!

That's dangerous man. Kinda like pop rocks and coke. You don't want to end up like Mikey do you?

Who's that girl?
What's her name?
Is she cool?
Is she lame?
Oh, you're talkin' about what's-her-name
Pepper Ann!
Is she lame?
Is she cool?
Is she breakin' every rule?
Is she anybody's fool?
Pepper Ann
Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann
Marchin' in her own parade
Pepper Ann
She's like one in a million!
Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann
Much too cool for seventh grade
No one's cooler than Pepper Ann
She's her own biggest fan, Pepper Ann
Catch her if you can, Pepper Ann!

"I would do anything for love...."

Woo, random lyric!

Meatloaf is cool, ya know he was in Rocky? For the life of me I'll never understand why Eddie got murdered. I think Frank was jealous that he couldn't ride a motorbike (because of those heels..) and maybe because of this inane jealousy he figured the best solution was murder. I haven't really got an idea. But I'm willing to bet it was because of his incapability to ride a motorbike...

I think he murdered him because he dumped him for Columbia. That's my theory. ;D

Ohh good point.

And it was out of spite...too, maybe possiblely...

I could write a whole paper on that scene, if given the chance.

Then Frank's like 'oh don't be sad, it was a mercy killing...' something like that.

Anyhoo he's still my favorite character... even though he murders people and swims around in a pool in lady's lingiere... :D

I over analyze that movie way way too much. lol :D

In our Drama class' craptastic props-and-costumes closets... there is this crazy mad wig that's sooooooo totally Bowie. =o LYKEOMGWTFawesome.

But back to my theory about Jean Shrimpton... wait, I don't have a theory about Jean Shrimpton!

Peppermint ice cream rules!

I haven't had peppermint ice cream since last Christmas. I didn't realize you could buy it off-season.

Some places have it. It's either that or mint chocolate chip for me. When I was a kid the only place I could ever get peppermint ice cream was this restaurant called Friendlys. I don't even remember mint chocolate chip back then....in the olden days. The days before cell phones and desk top computers. We had it so hard you know. Having to entertain ourselves with Pong and Pac Man. Walking in the snow with our capezios and leg warmers with nothing but our bright Swatches on our wrists to keep us happy. So sad.

There, a bunch a random thoughts all strung together.

Ah, the yuppie children of the 80s...

<3 Truly a misunderstood generation.

But I think '90s kids are better.

Did you just call me a yuppie?? No way. That was he baby boomer generation of the 60's that turned into yuppies. Not my generation! No way!

Back in MY day, Polly Pocket used to actually fit in your pocket! And she didn't have all of these fancy accessories. And we didn't have iPods either. We had to make do with burning our MP3s to CD's!
Not to mention, we didn't have DVDs. We had to actually rewind our cassette tapes!
Oh, and we had One Saturday Morning, one of the best cartoon lineups ever.

BTW, I was joking when I said we had it hard. Far from it. I think we were one of the most spoiled generation of kids out there. Which is why reality was a really hard concept to relate too. I still don't think I've gotten it down quite right yet.

Quoted from Maccalvr

Did you just call me a yuppie?? No way. That was he baby boomer generation of the 60's that turned into yuppies. Not my generation! No way!

There were sell-out hippie yuppies and there were young yuppies too. But I wasn't saying that YOU were one! (grin) Ever hear that joke...

A yuppie is driving down the road, yapping on his new cell phone when he crashes into a street lamp. "My BMW!" he cries. " My beautiful BMW!"
A police officer walks by and says, "You've more to worry about than your car. Your arm was just torn off!"
"My Rolex watch!" cries the yuppie. "My beautiful Rolex!"

Quoted from Mairi

Back in MY day, Polly Pocket used to actually fit in your pocket! And she didn't have all of these fancy accessories. And we didn't have iPods either. We had to make do with burning our MP3s to CD's!
Not to mention, we didn't have DVDs. We had to actually rewind our cassette tapes!
Oh, and we had One Saturday Morning, one of the best cartoon lineups ever.

Polly Pocket?? Never heard of her. But I'm sure you've never heard of Tiffany Tuesday. The doll with the reversable hair! Oh, and Cher dolls. So great. I once hung it up in the refridgerator so that when someone opened the door it would fly out at them. That's how scary THAT doll was! BTW, I feel so sad for you having to go through all the trouble of burning those cd's. We only had to sit by the radio for hours and hours waiting for a song you liked to come on so you could TAPE it on a crappy little cassete tape!! Boy, did I appreciate that mix when it was done. Heh, also, if this doesn't make ou sad, I don't know what will, I actually had to tape the Yellow Submarine on one of those cassette tapes because we didn't even have VCR's yet!!!! Ah!! ;D

Wow, a Cher doll. That does sound frightening. o_O

I remember holding a tape recorder up to the TV speakers during the Little Mermaid, so I could have it on tape and listen to it in the car like a freakin' radio play. I thought I was the only kid who ever did that.

OMG. I did that all the time. My little blue tape recorder was like the greatest gift I ever got. I taped everything!! I actually found one of my old tapes, and I was going on to one of my friends about music class and some annoying kids screaming to the teacher, "Put Ozzy on! Put Ozzy on!."  That poor teacher. I can't believe how fast I used to talk. What was that about?

Hahaha. You should hear me talking. No one can understand me half the time. They think I'm french or something.

I taped things alllll the time, like ALF reruns and once me and my sister made up a Salmon Preservation Society and acted like important adults. My mom wasn't very happy when Isobel taped over her John Allan Cameron tape with Sailor Moon, though.

I think we might still have some of those tapes, I must dig them up. I'd be nice to hear her voice.

I SO wish I still had my tape of me and my friends acting like the Beatles. I remember interviewing my best friend when she was Ringo. I wonder if we even used English accents. Probably not.

LOL, once me and my friend made a really stupid tape which was just basically us talking in incredibly fake Irish accents and making crunching sounds with cookies. I must have been about 7 or 8, because we were listening to B*witched at the time. Ah, B*witched...

Sounds very avante garde. A la Yoko! ;D

Well, we weren't THAT bad! (grin)

there was also a lot of giggling, I recall. I was very peeved when my mom didn't want to listen to it.

Anyone seen ´Beyond the Sea´ starring Kevin Spacey? Is it any good?

I like sheep just as much as the next person, but damn, they are stupid!

KILL IT. DDDD:
SHE HAS DISGRACED
CANADIANNESS
LIKE THE GEESE
IN BRITAIN
WHO ARE CRANKY
UNLIKE THE CANADIANS
WHO ARE USUALLY NICE
AND THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND MY ACCENT
SO THEY
MUST BE FRENCH
CANADIANS.

Make the Hilary go awaaaay. Pleeease.  

I CAN'T GET NO! NO NO NO! HEY HEY HEY! THAT'S WHAT I SAY!

I don't care how old he is, I totally still enjoy Mick Jagger shaking his a**! o=

Don't judge meeeeeee.

There's just something about Tim Curry in drag...

Leeeeeet's do the tiiiiime warp agaiiiiin . . .

I need to stop saying "whacked out".

I, for one, could watch Brad's seduction scene over and over and over again.

And I have. ZOMG.

Seduction on a bagel. o_________o

I watched School of Rock and had to rewind the little clip where he's showing the video, like, fifty times... Pete Townshend, Jimi Hendrix, Keith Moon, OMFG. I am not obsessive in the least.

I've watched the beginning part of the second half of No Direction Home... i don't know how many times.

Bob Dylan being clever in tight clothes... it doesn't get any better.

How does it feeeeeeeeel
How does it feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
To be on your oooooooown
With no direction hoooooooome
LIKE A ROLLING STOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEE

That song always makes me want to turn in circles and swing my hair around.

I'm kinda like that kid (the REALLY annoying one.) on South Park who has to sing ALL of Styx's "Come Sail Away" when it comes to "Like A Rolling Stone". o_o;;;;;;

Tablet brick potato llama.

Hahaha. I'm more like that with Subterranean Homesick Blues.

Since when does Mick Jagger play guitar? o_o

That was the coolest CD case in the world, and now it's broken. But if it was worth it if it means I got to have a semi-conversation with the object of my affection.
OMG, HE ACTUALLY TOUCHED IT!!!
Thank you, Nellie  McKay CD.

IMHO, some of the people here who claim to be Beatles fans don't have a clue.

Quoted from Wayne_L.

IMHO, some of the people here who claim to be Beatles fans don't have a clue.

That'll be you then Wayne,  :P

I don't think so.  I wouldn't doubt it if you discovered the Beatles 10 years ago or when the CD 1 was released or on this site el sid?

Wayne, Wayne You really have no idea, do you!

What do I not have any idea about concerning you el sid, that you did discover the Beatles when 1 was released?

Quoted from Wayne_L.

I do not have any idea about anything, el sid

That part

Damn full moon.

You can twist my words around like morons that you are but it doesn't make me look bad at all it just makes yourselves look more stupid.

Having your period?

Are you?

Just finished.

Okay.

I think you will find, wayne went through the change before his mother did!
Oh well, I believe they share the same sanitary towels

What change are you talking anyway el & you don't know my mother at all, but I know your mother must be crazy el sid?

Funny to see that the number of bots is suddenly increasing.

I take it your mommy is out doing her shopping again, thats when you usually jump on her pc, or pull your pud over fox & QVC babes, did you do this before loging on today?

Quoted from Bobber

Funny to see that the number of bots is suddenly increasing.

If I seem like a bot sometimes (still don't know precisely what it means) then please just let me know!  :)

Yes, she's out and about, shopping for wayne. Getting that cranberry sauce ready for his favorite holiday meal, cranberry sauce and toes.

Cranberry sauce, waynes favourite meal, fox news on the t.v, all we need now, is for cousin sandra to get her feet out.................again.

Perhaps wayne will see cousin Sandra tomorrow and relive their good old days!! ;D

JOAN BAEZ RULES

JB

I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink
No no no.

You are crazy twistandshout mentally & intellectually which must embarrass your mother.  I know you have sucked your cousin's toes more times than you will admit here. You can check every post I have ever written on the net but you're not going to get me upset because you don't know me personally.

Quoted from Wayne_L.

because you don't know me personally.

And I'm sure that twistandshout, like everyone else here, thanks the good Lord on his bare knees for that.

Hahahahaha. Hah. Hah. HAAAAA.

The thread isn't so random anymore. Oh noez. I might go emo over that... :\

Quoted from strawb3rryfi3ldsfor3ver

[...]The thread isn't so random anymore.[...]

Who Knows? Faith, sister, Faith.

I BUH-LEEEEEEEEEVVVVUHHHHH!

We all know that one and one makes two.

Remember, children:
John Lennon can add: "One and one and one is three,"

But you know what? Pete Townshend can't: "And like one and one don't make two
One and one make one..."

BZZZZZZT. Wrong-o. D:

I see you're good at maths... or should I say you're really good at language?
Good at musi