My blind hatred for Yoko Ono caused me and some friends to stumble upon a fun way to vent anger. When ever you have a problem blame it on Yoko.

Its Yoko's fault I'm falling English even though I'm a writer.
Its Yoko's fault me copy of "Warning" by Green Day disappeared.

And my favorite:

It's Yoko's fault my cat is pregnant!

My wife and I still do that. We blame everything on Yoko. This thread does remind me of a quote I found on another site that I totally agree with -

As for Macca's wife I think she emerged from the a** of Yoko fully equipped with a peg leg on the end of her stump-a.

I loathe that woman...I really do.

I laughed my @ss off when I read that.

it yucko's fault my dog has rabies

It's Yoko fault I don't like sushi.

It's Yoko's fault I have a cold.

its yokos fault for pathetically cashing in on lennon(especially for the new release), by releasing pointless albums, trying to project something he wasnt...



....oh yeah, and eeeeerrrrrrr for losing my lunch money

It's Yoko's fault that I have that itch that comes and goes.

It's Yoko's fault I'm single.

Its Yokos Fault I have a headache

It's Yoko's fault "."

It's Yoko's fault it's raining.

It's Yoko's fault it's Yoko's fault.

Quoted from IndicaWalrus

It's Yoko's fault it's Yoko's fault.

that one made me laugh

its Yoko's fault I failed my physics test

It's Yoko's fault my gf became a guy

my personal favorite:
It's Yoko's fault I became gay! ;D (honestly I'm not, but if anyone could "make" someone gay, she'd be it)

Its Yoko's fault Dirk is prowling about. Could it be Dirk is in fact Yoko?

It's Yoko's fault I can never be an Iron Chef! :-(

It's Yoko's fault John turned into such a self absorbed twit. Oh wait. We're supposed to be making things up right? Not stating fact. Sorry.

Nope. It's Yoko's fault alright.

It's Yoko's fault that I'm having a hard time finding my first full-time job.  ;D
It's Yoko's fault that Bush got re-elected. (bad political humor attempt)

i know this thread is old, but i still like threads like these!!!

It's Yoko's fault I've got a pathetic 65% in Bio
It's Yoko's fault that Moog synthesizers make otherwise good songs sound really dated
It's Yoko's fault J.K. Rowling killed off my favourite character
It's Yoko's fault that My So-Called Life got cancelled
It's Yoko's fault my friends don't want to hang out with me
It's Yoko's fault that songs about racial equality are now being used in candy commercials
It's Yoko's fault I don't have a prom date
It's Yoko's fault I'm always losing my pens
It's Yoko's fault....

I love this thread! It's funny.

its yoko's fault that he jumped off of the golden gate

Why do I feel like we should have titled THIS thread VENT AND blame yoko, cause when I started reading these, I thought "Yeah its her fault I have problems, b****"

its yoko's fault that it's too hot outside
it's yoko's fault thatt im an isomniac
it's yoko's fault that we had fish for dinner (barf2)(barf2)(barf2)(barf2)

it's yoko's fault i can't talk.

It's Yoko's fault that Paul married Heather.

it's yoko's fault that we have global warming.

It's Yoko's fault that gas is priced so high
It's Yoko's fault that my mom lost her job
It's Yoko's fault that blockbuster has no Danie Day Lewis movies
It's Yoko's fault that I can't play soccer for 3 months because I have to have surgery because I have an extra bone
It's Yoko's fault that I have a dumb extra bone!

I could make a dirty joke about that last post... but I won't.

go ahead ;D

Quoted from BlueMeanie

It's Yoko's fault that Paul married Heather.

LOL! This one is really true! If only she'd married him first, Paul would have been so much... so much... so very much... poorer. ;D

It's Yoko's fault my dinner isn't done-- the manipulative creep!

It's Yoko's fault Paul recorded "Wonderful Christmastime."

It was witchcraft, of course.




(teeth1)

It's Yokos fault my dad is selling his beatles albums.

What is wrong with that woman?

it's Yoko's fault I need money.

its Yokos fault that its Chris Maras fault ( this is for freakchic specifically. she'll get it.  ;) )

Quoted from fan numero uno

its Yokos fault that its Chris Maras fault ( this is for freakchic specifically. she'll get it.  ;) )

HAH!
it's Yoko's fault it's raining outside.
*listens to Rain*

its Yokos fault we hate Yoko so much!!!!!!!!!!

It's Yoko to thank that John died as a happy person.

its Yokos fault im bored!  :-/

it's Yoko's fault that my bottom molars are relapsing

ya know, Yoko can be blamed for one good thing. its Yokos fault its so satisfying to blame Yoko!

Quoted from Geoff

It's Yoko's fault Paul recorded "Wonderful Christmastime."

It was witchcraft, of course.

Ouch! I hurt myself laughing over this one.

Please don't worry, Dabbik. This thread is a joke. People blame Yoko for things that cannot possibly be her fault. It's sort of to balance all the things that people do accuse Yoko of. Peace.

it's Yoko's fault I have to do my homework. BLECH!

it's Yoko's fault for this picture:

(i hope this works.)

its Yokos fault my teacher is a ghost.

it is yoko's fault that if I have 1 more sip of alcohol I die

it's Yoko's fault the Jonas Brothers exist.

yuck! Them jones brothers ain't welcome round these parts a town!

It's Yoko's fault that she was ever born!

its yokos fault i have MCAS this week!!   :'(  :'(  :'(

Quoted from fan numero uno

its yokos fault i have MCAS this week!!   :'(  :'(  :'(

i have MCAS, too!
MCAS: Massachusetts Child Abuse System for all of you people who dont know.

^^^ its yokos fault some people dont know!

its Yokos fault RINGO STARR will be in boston and i wont be able to meet him!!!!!!!! (or will i........ ;) )

it's Yoko's fault me and FNU need $70 to see Ringo Starr live, in front of us, in Boston, if we can even go together.

correction: it's Yoko's fault me and FNU need AT LEAST $70 to see Ringo Starr live, in front of us, in Boston, if we can even go together.

its Yokos fault i dont have enough guts to ask my dad if i can go to the concert with freakchic!!!!!!!!!!!

it's Yoko's fault I don't have sweet tea.
it's Yoko's fault FNU won't perform on a sidewalk with me
it's Yoko's fault it's almost 11:00 PM right now and i need to plan but i'm too tired!!!

its Yokos fault freakchic complains too much!

it's Yoko's faul i'm hungry, tired, and have the urge to explode!
(the symptoms of stress!)

its Yokos fault shes so stressed. ^^^ (and let me tell you, not a pretty sight.....)

it's Yoko's fault i have a stupid headache!!!

its yokos fault freakchic takes to long to reply to personal messages!!!  >:(

it's Yoko's fault my eye hurts.

its yokos fault a prson i know (and hates) has no life of her own.

Cool thread...............
It's Yoko's fault we're having all these tornadoes in Arkansas.....
It's Yoko's fault we planted the wrong green beans.........
It's Yoko's fault I've got hemorrhoids.........oops....... ;D

It's Yoko's fault my blog was closed down. (And it probably is!)

It's Yoko's fault for all the cyclone/earthquake world disasters..........

its yokos fault my computer started freaking out on me.
...and that my dog started freaking out on me.
...and that my friend started freaking out on me.
...and that my ghost teachers favorite phrase is "or what have you". SO ANNOYING!

it's Yoko's fault my eye might be infected.

ooh it's definitely Yoko's fault that my hair has gone from brunette to brunette with gray streaks IN 8 MONTHS!

It's Yoko's fault that I suffer from all these allergies...........

Quoted from aspinall_lover

It's Yoko's fault that I suffer from all these allergies...........

you are not alone.

It's Yoko's fault that somebody's selling John Lennon trainers:



... and it is her fault, too.

(wave2)

Quoted from Geoff

It's Yoko's fault that somebody's selling John Lennon trainers:



... and it is her fault, too.

(wave2)

OMG!!!!  I can't believe THAT!!!  What a sell-out!!!

Quoted from Geoff

It's Yoko's fault that somebody's selling John Lennon trainers:



... and it is her fault, too.

(wave2)

??) those are purrdy! I WANT THEM! (they're so heavy.)
it's Yoko's fault those Target commercials are still out there!

It's Yoko's fault I can't think of better faults.
It's Yoko's fault I don't have a girlfriend.
It's Yoko's fault for America invaded Vietnam.

It's Yoko's fault that Chelsea lost the Champions League final last night.

It's Yoko's fault I have to pay bills. She could have at least won that damn revolution she and her husband went on about so much around 1972.

what about a 'It's Heather Mills' fault ,  ;D

its Yokos fault i am having breathing issues.

it's Yoko's fault i'm stressed!!!  >:(

It's Yoko's fault I still haven't memorized all my lines
It's Yoko's fault the party got cancelled
It's Yoko's fault my friend loves someone else and not me
It's Yoko's fault I am completely and totally broke

Quoted from Andy Smith

what about a 'It's Heather Mills' fault ,  ;D

That's got potential, especially in view of this sort of thing:


Drink Rats' Milk, Heather Mills says
Bang! Showbiz | Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Heather Mills has taken her promotion of veganism to another level in her new book, a healthy living manual.

In the 64-page book entitled Get Healthy with Heather, the 40-year-old former wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney dispenses advice on how to live a stress-free life, including swapping to a vegan diet.

Heather said: "Spring is in the air and this is a time for change, regeneration and new beginnings. We all know sometimes that life’s problems can be quite overwhelming so it’s really important we learn to relax properly and iron out those everyday stresses and strains.”

Packed with motivational quotes and tips from Heather, the book advises on the best way to move to a vegan diet.

The tome is not the first time Heather has extolled the virtues of veganism.

Last November, she launched a campaign with vegetarian group Viva - which is also involved with her new book - encouraging people to drink rats’ and dogs’ milk to help save the planet.

Arguing that livestock creates more carbon emissions than transport, Heather suggested drinking the different milk could help cut global warming.

She said: “There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?”

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4554560a1860.html

She's taking the piss, surely?  ;D

I guess rats and dogs aren't worthy of the same rights as cows?

Quoted from Geoff

Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?”

(afraid2)

Um, have you ever tried to milk a rat? I used to have them as pets. Um, they're little?!?!? You'd probably have to milk 10 to get one tiny glass of milk. I don't even know if it's possible to milk a dog. And why are we milking omnivores/carnivores? Their milk has way different nutritional content than cows or goats. Consider the number of people who are lactose intolerant just to cows milk.

This is what happens when people who don't know much go around making pronouncements. Not that I'm an expert, but finding a milk that is nutritional for little zoo critters (like the famous polar bears Klondike and Snow) who were rejected by their mother is no trivial matter. Milk is not interchangeable; it's sort of customized. I suppose people could eat it because we can eat almost anything but... I think her point was that you don't need to set aside acreage for rats or dogs-- or perhaps they don't expel methane? Hard to say.

I'd like to understand her meaning, because she's a role model for me in so many ways. Already I'm planning my move on a rich Saudi prince. I have my work cut out; topping $34,000 per day will be tough. But it's a nice challenge.

It's Yoko's fault I got kicked off the LOTL board............

its Yokos fault that i have to simplify stupid equations. i mean, who would like simplifying this?

2(2c + 11d) + 8c -14d + - 31b..... and on and on....................

Quoted from fan numero uno

its Yokos fault that i have to simplify stupid equations. i mean, who would like simplifying this?

2(2c + 11d) + 8c -14d + - 31b..... and on and on....................

It's not that hard. Combine the like terms outside the parenthesis, do the distributive property, and it'll eventually turn into a 2-step equation.

yeah, i know. (isnt it obvious?) i just said it wasnt fun!

Hahaha my two friends got together and started dating, and it kinda tore apart all the rest of us who hang out with them, so we all call them the 'yokos'. It's funny cause its bringing us all together again.
Thanks Yoko for healing friendships!
But you still suck b itch!

;)

It's Yoko's fault i have eye itchiness that won't stop :-/

It's Yoko's fault The Beatles remasters are not in the shops (jumping)

It's Yoko's fault that I have stubborn turtles.

It's Yoko's fault i'm running late , ive a bus into town i must catch (wave1)

it's Yoko's fault that Indy Mac, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae are going bankrupt!

When i heard these names on the UK news they made me smile (smile)

which?

it's Yoko's fault i've had the flu!  :P

it's Yoko's fault that everyone backed out of my 19th birthday party  :'(

Quoted from HeyJude18

it's Yoko's fault that everyone backed out of my 19th birthday party  :'(

Aww. Same thing happened to me and my 13th birthday party.

It`s Yoko`s fault that the day is ruined...

It's Yoko's fault I have to work tonight.

It's Yoko's fault that Coldplay exist.

It`s Yoko`s fault i won`t go to the sea this summer...

Quoted from BlueMeanie

It's Yoko's fault that Coldplay exist.

hey, hey, hey!  Don't be hating the Coldplay!!!!  (I know this isn't really the forum but their new album Viva La Vida is rockin!)

at frist I was laughing, but now this is kinda sad

It's Yoko's fault I had to get up this morning.

It's Yoko's fault that it's dark and rainy out right now. ;)

It's Yoko's fault that i've not seen Paul live in concert yet!!  :P

it's yokos fault that john was happy the beatles were over.....also its yokos fault that he lived longer than he wanted to....

It's Yoko's fault that I have to start school soon :(

It's yoko's fault i'm diagnosed to have ear infection :( it hurts you know.

it is yoko's fault that i only have three cd's by the beatles

it is yoko's fault that the gas is so expensive. and it is yoko's fault that it is so hot outside

It's Yoko's fault that I have a trapped nerve in my back.

It's Yoko's fault that I don't know if I wanna cry or not.

It`s Yoko`s fault that I have a headache.

*revives thread*
It's Yoko's fault that my favorite TV channel went HD and the TV in my room isn't all HD-like!
It's Yoko's fault that my stomach hurts.
It's Yoko's fault that my Play-Doh is salty.
It's Yoko's fault it's all cold out.
It's Yoko's fault that I'm so tired even though I woke up late.
It's Yoko's fault that Beatles songs are in commercials.
It's Yoko's fault that I have a stalker that likes me.
It's Yoko's fault there is school.
It's Yoko's fault my leg just randomly started hurting.
It's Yoko's fault this is so darn fun.

Quoted from freakchic9

It's Yoko's fault that my Play-Doh is salty.

You eat Play-Doh freakchic9?      ;)

What a mean thread...but funny.   ;D  Great way to vent.

It's Yoko's fault that I'm hating school and clinical practicum so much right now.
It's Yoko's fault that this past week sucked so bad and I came home crying last Friday.
It's Yoko's fault that a supervisor I know is a total pain in the you-know-where.

Quoted from Andy Smith

It's Yoko's fault that i've not seen Paul live in concert yet!!  :P

Oh yes, I must blame her for that as well!

It's Yoko's fault I'm failing Spanish.

It's yoko's fault i don't know how to cross stitch and it's yoko's fault i forgot to take my medicine. :-/