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15 things a guy can do at Wal-Mart while his wife is shopping.....


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[Herecomesyoursun]

16.  Take a small pink bike for a spin in aisle 11.  Say its a "test drive"

[Beatle Ed]

17. Watch with alot of interest as the clerk scans your items, and repeat "oooohhhh magic"

[Herecomesyoursun]

18. challenge said clerk to a duel in aisle 7 with radar beepers.

LOL, both of yez!

Set off all the Tickle Me Elmo dolls at once. (I did that once)


Make various noises into the intercom.

[Mairi]

Prance down the aisles in green tights and a leotard, sprinking glitter that you stole from the craft section while saying "All you need is a little pixie dust and a happy thought to take you to Never-never-land!"

[strutter84]

Sneak around the womens underwear section with one of those toy cowboy rifles and a pair of underwear on your head.

[quote by=strutter84 link=Blah.pl?b=conversations,m=1093928013,s=7 date=1094107492]Sneak around the womens underwear section with one of those toy cowboy rifles and a pair of underwear on your head.[/quote]

Speaking of the womens underwear section...I worked at Kmart when I was eighteen and one day a man was masterbating into the nightgowns in Ladies Wear.

I WAS NOT!  I was just drinking a juice box and accidentally squeezed at the wrong time.  Jeez.








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[AbbeyRoad]

lol, that's pretty gross.  Are you the one that caught him?  What did they do to him?

[Herecomesyoursun]

What about the judge who was caught choking the chicken during a trial.  Can you account for your whereabouts Chuck?

[quote by=misterchaz link=Blah.pl?b=conversations,m=1093928013,s=9 date=1094157220]I WAS NOT!

[quote by=AbbeyRoad link=Blah.pl?b=conversations,m=1093928013,s=10 date=1094166114]lol, that's pretty gross.

[Sondra]

Guys and their fetishes. I don't know.  :-/

[quote by=Maccalvr link=Blah.pl?b=conversations,m=1093928013,s=14 date=1094169910]Guys and their fetishes. I don't know.

[Sondra]

[quote by=misterchaz link=Blah.pl?b=conversations,m=1093928013,s=15 date=1094176202]

Oh, it's not just guys.

But pretty much, yeah.

[quote by=Maccalvr link=Blah.pl?b=conversations,m=1093928013,s=16 date=1094181906]
Heh. Yes, women have their fetishes too, they just don't choose to display them in public as often as men do!! I'll bet you've never been flashed have you? Well, my guess is that 1 out of 3 women have been! I myself being one of the unfortunate!! But then I used to live in NY so the odds naturally go up!

[/quote]

I've never been flashed, thankfully. I used to work downtown at night and that was when all the weirdos and scarey people came out.

Hm.  I vaguely recall being flashed when I used to hitch hike.  But of course it was another guy.  Jeez, you're right!  Men are all bizarre pigs!

[Sondra]

Heh, that's funny. Ay! I didn't say men were bizzare pigs! I love men! Men rule!