^ you're not pathetic!
You squeal every time one of them say girl, been, guitar ect. because it sounds so awesome in their accents! I do this when I listen to Any Road because of the way george says guitar at the beginning, it never fails to make me squeal.
You go to a store that has personalized name tags and you have to find "Paul" "John" "George" and "Richard" before you leave.
When your sister-in-law knows you like the Beatles so much that she starts singing Yellow Submarine when your brother mentions submarines in a converstion because she knows you're singing it in your head.
You bought a purple bookbag because purple is georges favorite color