i came up with a conspiricy on here awhile ago about this
http://dmbeatles.com/cgi-bin/Blah/Blah.pl?b-cc/m-1138417924/"like this one of mine involving John, Paul, Faul, MDC, Yoko, JFK, Oswald, Jack Ruby and the CIA :
the CIA hired paul and oswald to shoot the governor of texas, but they missed and hit JFK which was supposed to be the assassination attempt in the month after.
so the CIA had oswald capped by Jack Ruby and Paul was killed by John, and replaced with Faul.
but Yoko found out about Faul, so she was about to spill the beans and Faul tried to get rid of her and had MDC go after Yoko in an elaborate scheme and after a miss shot, killed John.
so since he knew he couldnt get away from Faul, gave up and spends his life in jail. this is why Yoko and Faul are always at eachother's throats because Faul's secret is known but she doesnt realize that everyone is a terrible shot."