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Mairi

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Top 10 things found in Britney Spears' house
« on: February 26, 2005, 12:37:45 AM »
10. Pre-surgery bra coverted into handy orange holder
9. Post-surgery bra converted into handy canteloupe holder
8. Shrine to Madonna made entorely out of Kabbalah string
7. Mrs. Spear's copy of "100 Annoying Cutesy Names for Your Baby With Equally Annoying Alternate Spellings"
6. Justin Timberlake voodoo doll
5. Eerie letter from Tiffany predicting dark times ahead
4. Britney and Christina Rock em Sock em Robots
3. Issues of Cosmopolitan dating back to when she was seven
2. Shortest skirt known to man
1. "How to Fake Your Way Through Life" on tape

I found this in my head... I hope you like it! It's the product of a bored person with a warped sense of humour.
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Re: Top 10 things found in Britney Spears' house
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2005, 01:40:48 AM »
haha....don't forget her numerous t-shirts.

i personally like the "i'm a virgin, but this is an old t-shirt" one. altohugh its not the most proper shirt to wear, it is quite clver, dont ya think?
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