*revives thread*
It's Yoko's fault that my favorite TV channel went HD and the TV in my room isn't all HD-like!
It's Yoko's fault that my stomach hurts.
It's Yoko's fault that my Play-Doh is salty.
It's Yoko's fault it's all cold out.
It's Yoko's fault that I'm so tired even though I woke up late.
It's Yoko's fault that Beatles songs are in commercials.
It's Yoko's fault that I have a stalker that likes me.
It's Yoko's fault there is school.
It's Yoko's fault my leg just randomly started hurting.
It's Yoko's fault this is so darn fun.