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[Mrs Lennon]

[Sondra]

Been having fun with a morph site. Heh, heh.

If John and Paul had a baby:

If me and John had a baby. Bah hah:


And then with Paul. I'm not faithful.


And then Gilmour. Not a good match!


Yes, I had too much time on my hands tonight. Oh well!!

[blackbird_]

[Magness]

...and now few pics with funny photographers.

[Bobber]

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyWashington" When asked why she had such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

[Jai Guru Deva.]

Here's an absolutely terrible joke I heard from one of the members of Maxïmo Park...

A dual carriageway walks into a bar, and everyone becomes really nervous and thinks "bloody hell, that thing's pretty big, I hope nothing kicks off".  However, the dual carriageway goes up to the bar and orders a drink, and nothing bad happens.
Then, a motorway comes into the bar.  Again, everyone thinks "Jesus!  That thing's massive!  It's actually a bit scary..."  But again, the motorway just gets a drink and sits down, so everyone calms down.
Next, a garden path comes into the bar, and everyone looks and thinks "Ha, that's not so bad.  I suppose these roads aren't so scary after all."  The bartender asks, "Hello there, what can I get you?"
Suddenly, the dual carriageway and the motorway turn around and shout "OH MY GOD!  Don't trust him, he's a psychopath!"

All together now...  *Eye roll*   

xxx

[Hello Goodbye]

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyWashington" When asked why she had such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

 

Someone in this Forum, huh?   

[sgt. peppie]

LOL, Bobber, that's hilarious. 

--

Okay, my dad thought of this one. He was complaining about how people are always glued to their phones texting all the time, and he said. "I heard somewhere that they invented devices where you can actually TALK to people your trying to communicate with..."

[Dmitry]

cows & cows & cows

[Dmitry]

Temperature Extremes
+20 C - Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).
+15 C - Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).
+10 C - Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers .
+5 C - You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
0 C - Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens.
-5 C- French cars don't start.
-10 C - You're planning a vacation to Australia.
-15 C- Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
-18 C - New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic.
-20 C - American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.
-25 C - German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead.
-30 C - Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
-35 C - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.
-40 C - You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start.
-42 C - Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street.
-45 C - All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.
-50 C - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom.
-60 C - White bears start moving south.
-70 C - Hell froze.
-73 C - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians wear earmuff hats.
-80 C - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114 C - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
-273 C - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
-295 C - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.

[Bobber]

Someone in this Forum, huh?   

It's the small advantage of being an administrator.

[Dmitry]

Inception Cat

[Octie]

Hehehe, Dmitry, that was funny with the temperatures
"Ethyl alcohol freezes. Russians are unhappy" aww And the football joke at the end is funny

And that Inception Cat.... was that the music from the Inception film, or something? I already can't remember

[Dmitry]

And that Inception Cat.... was that the music from the Inception film, or something? I already can't remember

Yes, the music from the Inception, though I didn't see it. A cat is really very funny!!

[Dmitry]

You are 40% Russian!
It may be that you've been in emigration for too long. Time to watch some old Victory Day parades on video and remember your roots.
How Russian Are You?

 

[Dmitry]

Have a little fun
http://funnytranslator.com/translation

[Dmitry]

Watch till the end

Driving Around New York City - 1928

[Magness]

You are 40% Russian!
It may be that you've been in emigration for too long. Time to watch some old Victory Day parades on video and remember your roots.
How Russian Are You?

lol I'm 50% Russian in this quiz
At first I thought that I'd be about 20% Rus or smth like 'dat %)))


Some fun thingies from me as well

[Octie]

^Hehehe

That capsicum would have given the pumpkins a run for their money at Hallowe'en!

[The Swine]

a purpose for yokos voice at last - the yoko ono house alarm

Yoko Ono Home Alarm