These may have been said already, but:
- when 'they don't like the beatles' is a perfectly acceptable reason not to be friends/go out with someone. (there was this one guy I knew, it was going great, but then he told me he hated the beatles. RELATIONSHIP OVER
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- you go on the John Lennon artificial intelligence program and try to convince him that yoko is evil and that he should marry you (yeah Im real cool)
- you spell 'beetles' like 'beatles' even if it will lose you marks on your schoolwork
- if the Beatles are mentioned, everyone stares at you
- if you get into an arguement with someone who says that Lucy in the sky with diamonds is about LSD
- this may be just me, but: if you tear up in non-sad parts of movies if a beatles song plays (I cried all the way through I am Sam because of the songs, and they were only covers! The movie was great too though
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