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If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« on: June 19, 2015, 11:39:42 AM »




Strawberry Fields consumed with Full Fat Cream.
I Wanna hold your Kebab.
All You Need is Pizza
Hey Hotdog
When I'm 64 Stone
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Re: If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2015, 12:01:46 PM »

John doesn't look much different to his normal look in 64
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Re: If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2015, 12:18:27 PM »

Paul looks like Peter Kay


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Re: If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2015, 04:35:22 PM »

Carry That Weight...
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Re: If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2015, 07:11:40 PM »

Piggies
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Re: If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2015, 08:00:55 PM »

John doesn't look much different to his normal look in 64

Paul (always the chubby cheeked one) looks almost normal!! didn't brother Mike used to call him "fatty" when they were kids?

A Bowl Of Honey
There's A Plaice & Chips
Swiss Roll Over Beetroothoven
From Meat To You

Big Fat Sally
Lunchbox
If I'm Full
Jelly Babies In Black
I'll Swallow The Bun
Honey Doughnut
I Don't Want To Spoil The Pantry
I Feed Fine
Cheese A Woman

Gulp!
The Night Beef ore
You've Got To Hide Your Loaf Away
Snacked Naturally
You Like Meals Too Much
Norwegian Food
We Can Wor KitKat Out

Cheese Spread Cheese Spread

Strawberry Creams Forever
Getting Butter
Fixing A Meal
The Raspberry Fool On The Hill
Frying
Jell-O Goodbye
I Am Built Like The Walrus

While My Gateaux Gently Weeps
Don't Pasta Me By
Honey Pie with Savoy Truffle
Fry Baby Fry
The Dinner Light
It's All Too Munch

The Salad Of John & Yoko
Old Brown Choux Pastry
Baguette Back

Omelette It Be

and so on and so on.... ;)


EDIT: Plenty from The Wide Album, just one from Blubber Soul but couldn't readily come up with anything from Flabby Road, not even to do with Mustard!!!  ;)

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Re: If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2015, 09:50:21 PM »

Flabby Road eh...How about;

Here Comes The Bun
You never give me your honey
I want you (she's so heavy) - no need to change  ha2ha
She came in through the McDonald's drivethru window
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Re: If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2015, 09:54:59 PM »

Ticket too wide
Eight takeaways a week
I Should Have Had Batter
I'll Fry Instead
Things We Ate Today
Hey Food
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Re: If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2015, 10:15:51 PM »

I'm only Eating
Got to Get you into my tum
Babies in Black Sauce
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Re: If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2015, 11:55:35 PM »

With a little duck

Junk (food)
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Re: If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2015, 11:56:25 PM »

You've hit a rich vein here Nim  ha2ha
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Re: If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2015, 01:43:29 AM »

Bond Theme - Live and Get Pie




My Sweet Lard    ha2ha
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Re: If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2015, 09:49:18 PM »

Flabby Road eh...How about;

Here Comes The Bun
You never give me your honey
I want you (she's so heavy) - no need to change  ha2ha
She came in through the McDonald's drivethru window

....and I forgot about Curry That Weight and Polythene Spam!  :P
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Re: If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2015, 09:56:19 PM »

JOHN:
Peas Please Me
Instant Korma
I'm Only Slurping
Being For The Banquet Of Mr Kite!
Watching The Meals On Wheels
Give Me Some Broth
Egg Yoko!
Meat City
Beef Jerky

PAUL:
Another Grill
Eat At Home
Flaming Pie
Ever Present Pasta
Pies Of Peace
Venus And Mars Bars
(Can't Get Up) Off The Ground

GORGE:
I Me Dine
When We Was Fat
My Sweet & Sour Lord
Cream Cracker Biscuit Box Palace
Apple Scoffs
Fatter
Fish On The Plate
Art Of Dining

RINGO:
I'm The Fattest
Goodnight Vienna Slice
Cookin' (In The Kitchen Of Love)
Lard-De-Dah
Weight Of The World


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Re: If The Beatles Had Been Fat
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2015, 10:52:02 PM »

Don't forget Cook of the House Mr M. Although since it was Linda singing probably best if we do.
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