I used to have a girlfriend who would always change channels whenever she knew I liked a show. Sometimes I tried to pretend I didn't like a show, but she knew, and turned it off anyway. She also trained her younger sister to do this in case she wasn't around. She would also change radio stations on me whenever she knew that I liked the song that was playing.
She also tried to control how many scoops of ice cream I would have on a cone as well as, very rarely, what type of beer I drank.
She once told me that if I didn't do what she wanted that meant that I didn't love her. I really got tired of being tested all the time.
I really wonder if we were still together today if she would let me watch Doctor Svengooli on Saturday nights.
