I think he might have actually been abducted by an alien at one point. How else can we explain his choice of a mate? How could he leave Cynthia? Look at her; she was so sweet looking!
Alright, Kelley, here's the deal. At any given time there are approximately 1,500 aliens on the planet. And most of them are decent enough, they're just trying to make a living. I'm sorry you found out the truth about John Lennon. Please look right here...
Z, get a containment unit to come down to DM's Beatles forums.