I think you and Kev should get together to teach people like me to declutter. You could be the male and Australian versions of Marie Kondo.
On this episode of The Clutter Hunters:Kev : Strewth mate. This one’s a bit of a mess.
Moog: Too right mate. A real dogs breakfast.
Kev: Crikey. Reckon she could do with some help from the Clutter Hunters.
Moog: If the sheila’s fair dinkum, reckon you’re right mate.
Cut to Moog and Kev throwing rubbish in a skipWoman (screeching like a cockatoo): aaaw bloody hell no. c’mon you blokes. Not me Chris Hemsworth poster!!!
Moog to Kev: This ones carrying on like a pork chop.
Kev to Moog: Bloody oath. Few roos loose in the top paddock I reckon.
Cut to Kev and Moog giving the thumbs up.Kev and Moog: We’re The Clutter Hunters
Segue to instrumental version of “Downunder”