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What do bears REALLY do in the woods?
« on: September 13, 2004, 06:39:07 PM »

Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground


 
 
SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.

"We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 kilometers) northeast of Seattle.

The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.

Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the next day, said Broxson.

They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.

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Later on I heard on the TV that Experts say the Bear went after Rainier beer because they use a different kind of grane or something and the Bear could smell it.


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Re: What do bears REALLY do in the woods?
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2004, 07:23:50 PM »

How can a bear smell through a can?

Any way that an amazing story
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Re: What do bears REALLY do in the woods?
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2004, 10:03:12 PM »

As you read,

<<He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.>>

He tasted the other beer too.
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Re: What do bears REALLY do in the woods?
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2004, 11:48:29 PM »

Wow! I wont tell you what I[/b] thought they did in the woods!! ;D
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Re: What do bears REALLY do in the woods?
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2004, 12:12:00 AM »

nebody ever see super troopers?
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Re: What do bears REALLY do in the woods?
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2004, 04:32:17 AM »

LOL I love that movie.
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Re: What do bears REALLY do in the woods?
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2004, 10:47:15 PM »

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Re: What do bears REALLY do in the woods?
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2004, 12:35:37 AM »

a bear and a rabbit are taking a sh it in the woods.the bears turns and asks the rabbit if he had a problem with sh it sticking to his fur.the rabbit said no...so the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his but t with him.......
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