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RICKENBACKER325

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A joke the guys will appreciate.
« on: February 04, 2005, 01:56:29 PM »
A man walks into a restaruant and see his ex girlfriend sitting with her new boyfriend. So the man goes and sits at the bar and has a couple of drinks, still fuming over his ex and her new beau. After a while he notice's the new boyfiend getting up to go to the bathroom. So in a half drunken state he thinks to himself, I'll follow him and confront him about her. While in the restroom standing next to the new boyfiend the man loose's his never to speak, but thinks "I wonder if this guys "more gifted than me, maybe thats why she left me?" So he peaks over the stall and see's that the new guy had a tatoo on his "member" that said "Shorty's" so feeling better and having a good laugh he hurried out to his ex's table. He tells her I saw your new boyfiend's tatoo in the restroom and starts to laugh. It's very appropriate. The young woman looks at her ex puzzled and says "what do you Mean?" He replied "it said shorty's". At this the woman laughed and said "you see did'nt all of it." "What do you mean all of it?" the man asked. The woman still laughing said "it say's Welcome to Shorty's bar and grill of Chattanooga Tennessee, have a nice day!"
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Re: A joke the guys will appreciate.
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2005, 02:48:25 PM »
haha good one
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Re: A joke the guys will appreciate.
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2005, 02:58:47 PM »
haha nice one Ric
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Re: A joke the guys will appreciate.
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2005, 03:08:38 PM »
"Welcome To Jamaica"

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Re: A joke the guys will appreciate.
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2005, 07:54:59 PM »
You're lucky... "Boy"!!!! ;D
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Re: A joke the guys will appreciate.
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2005, 11:24:13 AM »
i still have that tattoo...its kind of faded now tho.......
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Re: A joke the guys will appreciate.
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2005, 06:35:01 AM »
Other than PC actually having the "tatoo............lol :D :D" has anyone heard this or a version of this joke?
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Re: A joke the guys will appreciate.
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2005, 06:52:38 AM »
i heard it with ok but extended it said oklahoma
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Re: A joke the guys will appreciate.
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2005, 06:57:40 AM »
Like I said, the old version was Jamaica, and another that has a one dollar bill that turns into a hundred.
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Re: A joke the guys will appreciate.
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2005, 07:12:29 AM »
Have'nt heard the one about the dollar turning to a hundred. I have heard, though about getting a $100.00 bill tatooed on the member . Seems most wifes will blow a hundred in a matter of seconds :D
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