I sleep in a pit like John in Help!
Awesome! Do you have a grass-carpet too?
Ooh, a propos Help!-related stuff...
You know you're a fan when...
... you buy something from a vending machine and pretend to get you hand stuck in it, saying,
"hey, someone's got hold of me finger.."
And if anyone looks concerned, you hint helpfully
"the fire brigade once got my head out of some railings"
Just something that crossed my mind today as I passed one of those vending machines at uni... don't worry, I haven't actually tried it out!