I went to the doctors the other day and said Doctor I think i'm ill, he said "no its ok, you're just a hypercondriac", i said "o no, i havn't got that too have I"!
I went to the doctors the other day and he said "I havn't seen you in a while", i said "no, i've been ill"!
I rang up the building firm the other day and said "can I have a skip outside my house?", they said "we're not stopping ya"!
I won a years supply of marmite the other day.......one jar
went to the supermarket and saw a man and woman wrapped in bar code, i said "are you two an item?"
Rang up british telecom the other day and said "I would like to report a nuisance caller", they said "o no, not you again"!