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[Hello Goodbye]

[nimrod]

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,
so I took the entrance exam to go to medical
school.

One of the many questions on human anatomy
asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS" into
the name of "an important human body part which
is most useful when erect."

Those who answered "spine" are now doctors

The rest of us are posting jokes on social media.

 

[Hello Goodbye]

 

[Normandie]

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[Normandie]

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[Normandie]

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[Hello Goodbye]

Emily Roussell sure knows how to express her feelings well.

[Loco Mo]

I don't feel much like posting anything lately.  I think I'm just bored with my thoughts about most things.  I'm old so all my thoughts are old, too.

And there's no more falling in love in my life.  That part of me died probably 30 or 40 years ago.  Yeah, love's for the young IMO.  Let it be.  Love's primarily a headache anyway.

Besides, there's too many men always competing for the same woman.  So, you have to hope she picks you for some insane reason.  Oftentimes, the guys picked don't look like there's anything special about them at all.

[Hello Goodbye]

You're being too hard on yourself, Loco my friend.  You have to look at it the other way around; there are too many women always competing for the same man.  Once you understand and believe this, you'll feel a whole lot better.

[Hello Goodbye]

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Those were some profound thoughts about motherhood you deleted, Kathy.   

[nimrod]

You're being too hard on yourself, Loco my friend.  You have to look at it the other way around; there are too many women always competing for the same man.  Once you understand and believe this, you'll feel a whole lot better.

Just ask Paul McCartney for proof of this 

[Normandie]

Those were some profound thoughts about motherhood you deleted, Kathy.   

I post too much crap. I'm trying to stop.

[Hello Goodbye]

Remembering our brave veterans who served and sacrificed to protect freedom around the world...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGvW6jHUHiY" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGvW6jHUHiY</a>

[nimrod]

I've never felt less like celebrating Christmas 

[In My Life]

I've never felt less like celebrating Christmas 

I’m sorry, Kev.

[Hello Goodbye]

I've never felt less like celebrating Christmas 

Maybe because it's summer there...and you're upside down. 

[Hello Goodbye]

Anyway, Kev, when Santa is done delivering gifts in the Northern Hemisphere, he'll change into his summer gear and get to you down under...








Save him a good spot on the beach so he can relax a bit.

[nimrod]

 

[Hello Goodbye]

Good morning Miss Winters, Miss Winters, Miss Winters

[Normandie]

I promised not to grouse about the weather here, but -- for Pete's sake, it's 50 below (~45 below C) outside. And that's not including the wind chill