oh yeah, I thought this was funny:
Top 10 Reasons Halloween is Better than Sex...
#10: You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
#9: If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
#8: The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
#7: You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
#6: It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
#5: Fifty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
#4: If you don't like what you get you can always go next door.
#3: It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
#2: Less guilt the morning after.
And the number one reason halloween is better than sex:
YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!