Oh, poor The Fab Fan! I'm sorry, I can't help laughing at your story. Lieutenant Pepper's Big Band?!?!?
Good grief. However, if this is any example of the local "fans", no wonder Mr. Two Songs thought he was top of the heap!
I suppose it must make you feel a bit lonely. I'm so glad we have the internet, so people of common interests can find some nice conversation and relief. Please make yourself at home. There are a lot of people here who will appreciate your tales of woe.
Lieutenant Pepper. *huge sigh*
