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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #240 on: April 22, 2006, 08:34:16 PM »
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #241 on: April 22, 2006, 11:56:47 PM »
beer case and a condom... that is so romantic, lol.
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #242 on: April 23, 2006, 12:36:57 AM »
lol maybe not romantic, but I think Its what every guy hopes to get. She also took me out to dinner so I guess that could be the romantic part.
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #243 on: April 23, 2006, 02:55:07 AM »
...no i think its beer, condom and willing to watch porn with you before hand (even bringing the movie) is every man's dream. ;D
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #244 on: April 23, 2006, 04:50:56 PM »
keep dreaming.
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #245 on: April 23, 2006, 05:55:40 PM »
LOL
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #246 on: August 13, 2006, 03:01:03 AM »
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beer case and a condom... that is so romantic, lol.

how about a case of condoms and a beer????
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #247 on: August 13, 2006, 03:50:05 AM »
kinky yet suggestive.
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #248 on: August 20, 2006, 08:33:31 PM »
LOL... I have a funny story.

I just came back from a wedding, where I was seated next to a very cute and sweet guy. We flirted endlessly with each other, but we were both too darn shy to make a move. There was no place for us to be alone anyway.
When he was leaving, my cousin (who was VERY VERY drunk) said, within his hearing range, "He's a nice boy, Mairi, but he's too old for you. Besides, he's a Catholic boy. He probably made one of those virginity promises to God."
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #249 on: August 21, 2006, 11:25:10 AM »
LOL! How embarassing! ;D
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #250 on: August 21, 2006, 08:00:47 PM »
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how about a case of condoms and a beer????

That is MY dream!! ;D ;D ;D ;D(jumping)
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #251 on: August 21, 2006, 08:02:42 PM »
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LOL... I have a funny story.

I just came back from a wedding, where I was seated next to a very cute and sweet guy. We flirted endlessly with each other, but we were both too darn shy to make a move. There was no place for us to be alone anyway.
When he was leaving, my cousin (who was VERY VERY drunk) said, within his hearing range, "He's a nice boy, Mairi, but he's too old for you. Besides, he's a Catholic boy. He probably made one of those virginity promises to God."

Oh poor guy... That must have been a nightmare to him. ::)
Hm... Do not be that shy next time! ;) ;)
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #252 on: August 21, 2006, 08:10:48 PM »
ya. just ask him out, maybe you'd get lucky...and no, not in the biblical sense. ;D

...then again, why would this be in the virgin thread if it wasnt in the biblical sense....::)
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #253 on: August 22, 2006, 12:04:49 AM »
A case of condoms and a beer--sounds like a Toby Keith song to me.  Who wants to co-write.  

I've got the refrain: "Now she's with him and I'm stuck here/ with this case of condoms and one cold beer."
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #254 on: August 22, 2006, 12:09:03 AM »
hahahaha! give me a week and ill write a song around that. speaking of toby keith, my boss went to his concert this weekend. never thought there were that many rednecks this far up north :P

no offense to any redneck here ;D
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #255 on: August 23, 2006, 12:27:52 AM »
Rednecks are everywhere.  But the Northern variety is surly while the Southern is downright mean.  You can turn your back on a Northern redneck, but if you turn your back on a Southern redneck you better get ready for a rebel yell and a lug wrench to the back of the head.  

You see these bumper stickers down South: American by birth, Southern by the grace of God.  It had to be a redneck to come up with that in the first place, but I bet it was a Northern redneck, they're smarter than Southern rednecks, who's making a helluva lot of money and buying Toby Keith albums.  

The ultimate redneck?  Ronnie Van Zant.  May he rest in peace.  
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #256 on: August 23, 2006, 09:40:58 AM »
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A case of condoms and a beer--sounds like a Toby Keith song to me.  Who wants to co-write.  

I've got the refrain: "Now she's with him and I'm stuck here/ with this case of condoms and one cold beer."

If you'd like to try that in Dutch too, it's:
'Nu is zij bij hem en zit ik hier / Met een doos condooms en een fles koud bier'.

(no offense, just kidding.  ;D ;D ;D )
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Re: Virgin or not?
« Reply #257 on: August 23, 2006, 10:51:43 PM »
I'm glad to know that the Dutch use "condooms"--they must be extra protective!
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