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Dead Parrot
« on: June 02, 2013, 09:41:44 PM »

A pet owner has been awarded £2,200 compensation by the Ministry of Defence after his parrot collapsed and died when a low-flying jet roared over its house.

A spokesman from the MOD said "It's not dead, it's sleeping"

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Re: Dead Parrot
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2013, 11:11:38 PM »

He's pining!
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