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Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« on: September 26, 2005, 03:42:56 AM »

My blind hatred for Yoko Ono caused me and some friends to stumble upon a fun way to vent anger. When ever you have a problem blame it on Yoko.

Its Yoko's fault I'm falling English even though I'm a writer.
Its Yoko's fault me copy of "Warning" by Green Day disappeared.

And my favorite:

It's Yoko's fault my cat is pregnant!
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2005, 05:16:39 AM »

My wife and I still do that. We blame everything on Yoko. This thread does remind me of a quote I found on another site that I totally agree with -

As for Macca's wife I think she emerged from the ass of Yoko fully equipped with a peg leg on the end of her stump-a.

I loathe that woman...I really do.


I laughed my @ss off when I read that.

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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2005, 05:21:15 AM »

it yucko's fault my dog has rabies
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2005, 11:23:00 AM »

It's Yoko fault I don't like sushi.
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2005, 05:34:27 PM »

It's Yoko's fault I have a cold.
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2005, 07:36:48 PM »

its yokos fault for pathetically cashing in on lennon(especially for the new release), by releasing pointless albums, trying to project something he wasnt...



....oh yeah, and eeeeerrrrrrr for losing my lunch money
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2005, 11:05:18 PM »

It's Yoko's fault that I have that itch that comes and goes.
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2005, 11:06:44 PM »

It's Yoko's fault I'm single.
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2005, 03:01:26 AM »

Its Yokos Fault I have a headache
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2005, 05:40:01 PM »

It's Yoko's fault "."
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2005, 06:54:09 PM »

It's Yoko's fault it's raining.
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2005, 07:20:24 PM »

It's Yoko's fault it's Yoko's fault.
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2005, 10:28:31 PM »

Quote from: IndicaWalrus
It's Yoko's fault it's Yoko's fault.


that one made me laugh

its Yoko's fault I failed my physics test
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2005, 02:25:08 AM »

It's Yoko's fault my gf became a guy
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2005, 02:25:53 AM »

my personal favorite:
It's Yoko's fault I became gay! ;D (honestly I'm not, but if anyone could "make" someone gay, she'd be it)
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2005, 12:27:47 AM »

Its Yoko's fault Dirk is prowling about. Could it be Dirk is in fact Yoko?
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« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2005, 12:52:43 AM »

It's Yoko's fault I can never be an Iron Chef! :-(
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2005, 02:18:46 AM »

It's Yoko's fault John turned into such a self absorbed twit. Oh wait. We're supposed to be making things up right? Not stating fact. Sorry.
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2005, 02:55:43 AM »

Nope. It's Yoko's fault alright.
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Re: Its Yoko's fault--a fun game!
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2005, 08:00:58 PM »

It's Yoko's fault that I'm having a hard time finding my first full-time job.  ;D
It's Yoko's fault that Bush got re-elected. (bad political humor attempt)
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