I'll bite!
White Album: An unexpected masterpiece. How they did all this wonderful music amidst all the fighting and tension is amazing. Just think of all the great songs: Back In The USSR, Dear Prudence, While My Guitar, Happiness Is A Warm Gun, I'm So Tired, Why Don't We Do It In The Road, Yer Blues, Everybody/Monkey, Sexy Sadie, ... god, I must stop typing, there's so many ... I've got blisters on my fingers!
Let It Be: A sad hodge podge of mediocre tracks from a band that had lost it all. The brief flicker of the rooftop "concert" is like the last burst of red from the setting sun