Walk up to George, look him straight in the eye. Totally serious.
Take a moment to breathe, make sure he's paying
close attention.
After awhile I finally strike up the courage and spit it out...
"You don't have any idea what nasty things I do to you in my head!"
hahahhhhahahhahahhahhahha
He gives me a strange look I'm sure. Maybe laugh even? Thats a story we'll never know.
And then when he's looking at me all freaked out...
I'd be like...
*cough cough* "I was just kidding George, you don't have to call Brian over here."