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Your Worst Date Ever
« on: January 17, 2009, 02:36:03 AM »
I've had some nightmare dates in my time , i once dated a women with webbed toes , i remember we had been in the pub most of the afternoon and evening on our first and last date and were quite merry , she said i've something to show you , my first thought was oh god she's a man lol
She invited me to take off her shoe which i did and there it was the first webbed foot i had ever seen , next she said what turns me on is i like my feet kissed and nibbled .
I could feel the six pints of lager spinning round my head , i remember saying i don't really like feet , go on she said have a little nibble pushing this foot towards my face , i made some excuse about needing the loo and did a runner .
Next day i met my mate in the pub who had set this blind date up for me and the bastard said how did you get on with the Duck Billed Platypus then . (afraid5)(teeth1)
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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2009, 06:24:15 AM »
OMG your friend did that on purpose! Kind of cruel but still very funny!(grin)
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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2009, 01:46:07 PM »
people with web feet need love too...one of my ex employees had web feet...his second and third toe were fused together on both feet...not a defect it you look at the fact both feet were the same...he was proud of them too...
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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2009, 04:17:32 PM »
strange thing to do on a date.  ;D
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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2009, 05:23:11 PM »
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people with web feet need love too...one of my ex employees had web feet...his second and third toe were fused together on both feet...not a defect it you look at the fact both feet were the same...he was proud of them too...

True, there's nothing wrong with webbed feet, but her behaviour was very strange/
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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2009, 05:27:34 PM »
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True, there's nothing wrong with webbed feet, but her behaviour was very strange/
she maybe a distant relative of waynes...

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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2009, 05:30:00 PM »
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people with web feet need love too...one of my ex employees had web feet...his second and third toe were fused together on both feet...not a defect it you look at the fact both feet were the same...he was proud of them too...

True but not from a 22 year old as i was then and with 6 pints of lager in me , i just could'nt love feet webbed or not , their's a reason why they are at the end of the body they smell , i'm more a shapely leg man
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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2009, 05:33:38 PM »
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True but not from a 22 year old as i was then and with 6 pints of lager in me , i just could'nt love feet webbed or not , their's a reason why they are at the end of the body they smell , i'm more a shapely leg man
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yeah sexy legs are cool....some go far enough to make a perfect ass of themselves...
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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2009, 05:36:42 PM »
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strange thing to do on a date.  ;D

She was older and more experienced Andy and i had clearly bitten off more than i could chew with her , if you pardon the pun .
Just not a footsie person i supose
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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2009, 02:25:02 PM »
this could be a bad date

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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2009, 03:27:50 PM »
My friend had an nauseating discovery on a date in New Orleans, that the cute girl he met that night actually wasn't a girl at all.

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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2009, 04:46:58 PM »
Not intirely a date but met this girl online an we got on really well and met up for the first time and had a good chat and at the end she said she didn't want to see me again
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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2009, 06:56:16 PM »
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Not intirely a date but met this girl online an we got on really well and met up for the first time and had a good chat and at the end she said she didn't want to see me again

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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2009, 01:28:28 AM »
I went on a date with a girl once that was going really well until her one eyed, 40 year old, sailor husband came through the door unexpected.
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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2009, 01:51:05 AM »
^  Wow, that sounds like something out of a soap opera. :X

I have no real dating horror stories; certainly nothing to match your tales.   ;D  But I once went out with a guy on a friendly date (I had no romantic feelings for him, but just wanted to hang out), so we went to the mall and saw a movie together.  The problem was that I was so shy and nervous because I didn't know him very well, so I was very uncertain of myself.  Soon after the date he and I got into a fight, and he bagged on my personality by calling me a deeply insecure person--which was true at the time, since I was about 15 or 16 and was very inexperienced with boys.  Still, though, it was sort of a crushing thing to hear as a teenage girl. :-/
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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2009, 02:05:15 AM »
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yeah sexy legs are cool....some go far enough to make a perfect ass of themselves...

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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2009, 09:32:53 PM »
You know, I don't think I ever had a bad date.................... 8) 8) 8)
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Re: Your Worst Date Ever
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2009, 01:30:12 AM »
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You know, I don't think I ever had a bad date.................... 8) 8) 8)

We'll have to ask all your dates now then........ Just kidding! Got me silly hat on  :P ;D
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